brach

(Pronounced phonetically as "BROTCH".) "Impractical Jokers"'Joe Gatto-speak for "arm", as in "on the brach" which means "on the arm", i.e. "something that's free".

(Joe Gatto to child in grocery store: "Where did the melon go? Ya gave it to ya mom? Ya gotta say 'it's on the brach.'" free steal five finger discount stolen

brach by Steev Larryson March 5, 2016

Brach

pronounced Br-ah-k, a noun and verb. A machine, robot-like man who will destroy anything and everything that attempts to block him from one his many epic life challenges.
When he drinks, he chugs until he brachs out, and then finds a worthy female to reveal his legendary Brachasaurus.

"dude i got totally Brached up last night!"

"I brached that girl so hard, i was a machine!"

"That guy's such a Brach, he doesn't talk. He just goes to the gym gets ripped and then drinks beer.

Brach by petey manos December 14, 2010

Brach

Pertaining to or regarding Brooklyn and Zach, the romeo and juliet of our generation. They are like two peas in a pod, attracted by the force of gravity.

Oh my goddddd brach what are you doinggggg?

Brach by zachlover69 October 29, 2021

brach

a loser who sits in his parents basment and play's wow .he leeches money from from his parents when ever he can.when ever he gets money he spends it on drugs, and prostitutes . the relationship between him and he girlfriend is questionable.

"fuck you brach"

brach by brach January 30, 2009

Brach

A dark chocolate penis

Ex. Did you hear he has a brach?

Brach by LLLLLLLOLLLLLLL September 3, 2016

Brach

An idiot who thinks hes the sexiest thing in the world. He's actually secretly insecure about himself and when he breaks up with a girl, hands them a piece of paper explaining WHY he's doing the breaking up. then later holds a grudge against the girl who did nothing wrong that HE BROKE UP WITH IN THE FIRST PLACE. beware of a brach girls. hes nothing but a PUSSY and is extremely sensitive; which is just fucking annoying.

Brach: Alicia I love you so much my darling!
Alicia: I love you too!
Brach: What the fuck is wrong with you? You're a whore and im breaking up with you.
Alicia: Why?
Brach: Because. I'm an ass.

Brach by elizabeth293847w9ye May 14, 2011

Brach

A guy that has good looks but a little average. He is very loud and overly confident due to his insecurities. Brach is the kinda guy that cries way too much and is constantly mistaken to be gay. He's a chandler Bing kinda guy. Luckly brachs are usually rich and treat girls right in bed.

That brach is such a pussy but he bangs hardd

Brach by Bryguythedude April 27, 2017