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An individual, thats political thoughts, insights and opinions are so blindly adhered to, regardless of the factual information that contradicts their biased assertions, maintains their position to the point that “their knuckles due to holding on to falsehoods at all costs, become blue from delusional cyanosis”.
Those “blunuks” should pull their heads out of the sand before they drive the party off of a cliff - to oblivion.
BLUNUK by DirtyD. June 5, 2025
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Bluntkiss 

To spark a freshly rolled blunt with the end of a smoked blunt. A perfect technique to keep the party going. An alternative to using a lighter or a match.
Timmy Naparsky decided to bluntkiss because he couldn't find a lighter and wanted to keep the session going.
Bluntkiss by Garden Goon November 9, 2011
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Blingin' Blunkin 

recieving a blunkin from a female with a paul wall grill(gold and diamond teeth)
See that beeotch wit da bling on her grill? She gave me a dope blingin' blunkin at 6 in tha mornin. WORD
Blingin' Blunkin by bigmarty466 July 24, 2008

bluntkin 

Recieving a blowjob while smoking a blunt
kid 1: "yo, remember that slut jane from the other night?"
kid 2: "yea dude why? she was totally banging and totally a cock gobbler"
kid 1: "yea well she gave a bluntkin after I offered her weed"
kid 2: "sweet she smoked two stiff spliffs consecutively"

Big Blunkett 

Combination of "David Blunkett" and "Big Brother" (from Orwell's 1984, not the trashy TV show!), to illustrate the fact that Blunkett wants us all tagged, DNA profiled, ID'd and watched by surveillance cameras at all times, because of the bogeymen of "illegal immigration", "terrorism", and "benefit fraud".
"Big Blunkett's not satisfied that the UK already has 10% of the world's surveillance cameras, so he's set a 5 year plan and another target to top this"
Big Blunkett by Stoatman August 21, 2004
Blunkn is an online handle currently used by (insert steam community link here)
he's a milsimmie, a gun nut and the de facto leader of sq69, call him daddy blunkn and he'll help you (loves tomboys}

-Splash daddy, Wii Tennis
ababab780480yy80394yt08ghhgw (dies)

-Blunkn
Blunkn by DeadEyeRaptor April 21, 2022
Definition revised, disregard previous definition. A blunkie is: the act of receiving oral sex while relieving oneself of excrement. i.e. getting a blow job while taking a shit anytime anywhere.
Josh decideed to grab a magazine and spend some quality time in the bathroom, when his woman surprised him with a blunkie.
Blunkie by R & R September 7, 2006
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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