To stay in bed and in blankets all day watching back-to-back episodes of a TV series, like monkeys. Monkeys in blankets = Blunkeys. Cannot be done alone. Watching episodes alone = Depression.
"What are you and Lia doing tomorrow?"

"Oh, we're just gonna be blunkeys. We got Season 3 of Suits on DVD."
by danusunt February 22, 2014
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A person thats black and picks cotton and is good at basketball and running and likes eating kfc and watermelon and their favourite drink is kool aid.
Ben is a blunkey.
by Blunkey hater June 19, 2023
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