Blunking

The act of a male receiving fellatio whilst excreting a stool.

"Tried blunking last night"
"how was it?"
"AMAZING!!"

by Captainblunk November 24, 2011

blunk

To be blazed and drunk

Last night I got so blunk I don't even know what went down wit that crazy japanese chik

by Weedies February 08, 2004

blunked

1. When one eye is more open then the other, lazy eye

2. A style of Modern Music,

1. That guy has one eye open and one eye shut, he looks blunked.

2. Chunky Phat Break Hop House

by Mr. Origarto October 01, 2006

Blunked

The past tense for Blinking

"Just had a staring contest, I won because she blunked before me"

by cookie queen February 04, 2014

blunk

past tense of "blink"

mate, you blunk again when the flash went off, can you please stop doing that??

by istanbel October 09, 2006

blunked

When you have played a joke on someone via a blog post; i.e. a cross between blog and punked

That story you made up on your blog was hilarious. He had no idea that was coming.

Yeah, I totally blunked him, didn't I?

by melisalw May 12, 2009

blunk

to be extremely blazed and drunk. much like the word crunk

Me and mike got so blunk last night we can't remeber a thing.

by Jessikuh August 18, 2005