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Blunking 

The act of a male receiving fellatio whilst excreting a stool.
"Tried blunking last night"
"how was it?"
"AMAZING!!"
Blunking by Captainblunk November 24, 2011
Words you can keep

Blunking 

the act of slamming a deck of cards onto a table
I would've done better on the quiz, but the sounds of the kids blunking in the other room was breaking my focus.
Blunking by helomep December 10, 2023

Blunking 

Blunking is a form of LooksMaxxing where the user will take a blade of some kind, and make slits on his penis shaft and or tip, then pull on the tip to extend, when the penis heals, it will make scabs or scars that enlarge and lengthen the penis. This is activity is somewhat related to "Jelqing".
Hey bro, trynna have a blunk sesh?
I dabble in Blunking
Blunking by Tezzy AKA Big Guy January 21, 2024

Blanking 

The purposeful or accidental act of not acknowledging someone when they are trying very hard to get your attention.
Keith: Dan! Dan! Hey Dan! DAN!

Dan: ...

Keith: Dan! Dan!

Jones: He is so blanking you.
Blanking by gabe121212 January 31, 2008

Bunking Off 

British term for skipping school; participating in truancy; playing hooky.
During 2005/06, DfES defined a persistent truant as a pupil who missed 20 or more days classed as unauthorised absence. Children often refer to it as "doing a bunk", "bunking off" or "skiving".
Bunking Off by Luke Thompson August 6, 2007

hot bunking 

is a common practice (often found on board naval submarines) where several people share the same bed. When the next person swaps out for work, the person laying down finds that the bed is still warm from the prior user, hence the term hot bunking.
I hate hot bunking with you because you smell.
hot bunking by Jason Caspian March 1, 2010

blinking 12 generation 

The typically 50+ year old individuals who have a blinking 12:00 on their VCR. These people frequently have difficulty understanding and using anything electronic or computer related. If they do use such devices, it will normally be only for exactly their use, no more.
My dad asked me to program a show on his VCR because he is a member of the blinking 12 generation.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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