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Blunking

The act of a male receiving fellatio whilst excreting a stool.
"Tried blunking last night"
"how was it?"
"AMAZING!!"
by Captainblunk November 24, 2011
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Blunking

Blunking is a form of LooksMaxxing where the user will take a blade of some kind, and make slits on his penis shaft and or tip, then pull on the tip to extend, when the penis heals, it will make scabs or scars that enlarge and lengthen the penis. This is activity is somewhat related to "Jelqing".
Hey bro, trynna have a blunk sesh?
I dabble in Blunking
by Tezzy AKA Big Guy January 21, 2024
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Blunking

the act of slamming a deck of cards onto a table
I would've done better on the quiz, but the sounds of the kids blunking in the other room was breaking my focus.
by helomep December 10, 2023
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Blanking

The purposeful or accidental act of not acknowledging someone when they are trying very hard to get your attention.
Keith: Dan! Dan! Hey Dan! DAN!

Dan: ...

Keith: Dan! Dan!

Jones: He is so blanking you.
by gabe121212 January 31, 2008
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Bunking Off

British term for skipping school; participating in truancy; playing hooky.
During 2005/06, DfES defined a persistent truant as a pupil who missed 20 or more days classed as unauthorised absence. Children often refer to it as "doing a bunk", "bunking off" or "skiving".
by Luke Thompson August 6, 2007
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hot bunking

is a common practice (often found on board naval submarines) where several people share the same bed. When the next person swaps out for work, the person laying down finds that the bed is still warm from the prior user, hence the term hot bunking.
I hate hot bunking with you because you smell.
by Jason Caspian March 1, 2010
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blinking 12 generation

The typically 50+ year old individuals who have a blinking 12:00 on their VCR. These people frequently have difficulty understanding and using anything electronic or computer related. If they do use such devices, it will normally be only for exactly their use, no more.
My dad asked me to program a show on his VCR because he is a member of the blinking 12 generation.
by Mark Greenblatt July 3, 2005
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