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blafuagua 

1. I am hungry
2. Swear word
1. You are waiting for food but its not coming, "blafuagua"
2. You get you food but you spill it on yourself, "BLAFUAGUA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
blafuagua by justasquid November 11, 2019
Related Words
BLTAF • blaf • bleaf • blafrican • Blafrican-American • Blaft • bloaf • BLAAF • betafag • blaff
Someone or something that is weird or out of the ordinary. It can also be used to describe a way or emotion you feel, or a situation that is going on. Mostly used with a negative connotation but can be used as a positive thing with the right situation.
Anthony- Let's all get drunk and naked! Let's party

Brad- Damn that fool is hella blafgu.

Paul- Have you heard the new lady Gaga cd?
Hiro- its almost as blafgu as you.
Blafgu by KingBlaf January 17, 2011

blaflaggled 

when you are so confused about emotions, that you have no clue what your thinking, and you are torn between your friends and someone of the opposite sex. you are unsure and may randomly snap at other people and things. you stop listening to love songs like the beatles because it will make you feel just worse.

related to the feeling expressed in the 311 song, all mixed up;
All mixed up you don't know what to do
Next thing you turn around and find the person is you
Thought a freak might be the thing
But the first could be the last so just get off your ass
All mixed up you don't know what to do
Next thing you turn around and find the person is you
Thought a freak might be the thing
But you know this will pass so just get off your ass
God damn it. shes been on my mind for 3 weeks, but i dont know anymore. I'm so blaflaggled, i almost started a fight with my best friend.
blaflaggled by edrick February 12, 2005
Flatulence that is particularly explosive when it comes to sound and force, but ends quickly. Rarely, a blaff may be odorless; more commonly, the blaff is a symptom (some might say a benefit) of being mildly lactose intolerant. In such cases, the blaff releases an eye-watering stench not unlike that of a trash fire in a sewer. The word comes from the signature sound.
Mike: *chugs milk*
Rick: Hey, man, I thought you were lactose intolerant! Why are you drinking mi--
Mike's ass: BLAFF!!!
Rick: Dude, that's -- OH, GOD! OH, I -- MY EYES! I CAN'T BREATHE!
Blaff by Hellzapoppin' December 22, 2018

blaffy blooffy 

1. An interjection. Expresses frustration, excitement, or surprise.

2. A noun. Describes objects or processes which take too long or too much technical knowledge to describe - often under circumstances warranting the phrase as an interjection.
Use 1. a) Where the heck did you put my keys? Blaffy blooffy!
b) Blaffy blooffy! You scared me, Elsa!
c) I had no idea you would be here! Blaffy Blooffy!

Use 2. a) I went down to the blaffy blooffy to get my taxes done.
b) Jeremy carefully pried the blaffy blooffy from the barbed wire
entanglement and rescued what remained of it.
c) If your blaffy blooffy isn't finished soon, I swear I'll kill you.
d) Come on man. Blaffy blooffy can't be that hard to read; i read 25
pages of it in the bathtub this morning.
A bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich (BLT) with avocado added.
"There's only one thing better than a BLT. It's a BLTA. I love avocado."
BLTA by yes juanito yes June 13, 2014
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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