Blaft
"Last night, my dog ate the latch off of the liquor cabinet and got in and drank all my whiskey." "Aww, he's blaft."
Blaft by <mr. fronk> April 17, 2006
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blaft
"Ouch! Why you gotta blaft me like that?"
I blafted him so hard, he hit tha flo'.
Children punching eachother in the chest...
Teacher:"Children, what are you doing?"
Students: "Silly teacher, a little blafting never hurt anyone."
"Blaft ya later!"
"Golly, that blaft really hurt Johnny!"
I blafted him so hard, he hit tha flo'.
Children punching eachother in the chest...
Teacher:"Children, what are you doing?"
Students: "Silly teacher, a little blafting never hurt anyone."
"Blaft ya later!"
"Golly, that blaft really hurt Johnny!"
blaft by iamthecheese March 10, 2009
BLAFT
Acronym standing for:
Body
Legs
Ass
Face
Tits
BLAFT is the most accurate scale of a woman’s attractiveness known to man. Each category ranges from 1-10; with 1 being the most unattractive physical feature imaginable and 10 being completely flawless, respectively. Each category is completely independent of every other category. After all categories have been judged* by at least 2 persons**, they will be added up and multiplied by two (2). The resulting number will be equivalent to a percentage in where 100% would be the perfect*** woman.
*BLAFT only takes into account physical features. Absolutely NO personality or intelligence is taken into account.
**BLAFT may only be done by men. No woman is EVER to be made aware of BLAFT.
***It is said that if a woman is accurately judged to be a “100” space and time would unravel.
Body
Legs
Ass
Face
Tits
BLAFT is the most accurate scale of a woman’s attractiveness known to man. Each category ranges from 1-10; with 1 being the most unattractive physical feature imaginable and 10 being completely flawless, respectively. Each category is completely independent of every other category. After all categories have been judged* by at least 2 persons**, they will be added up and multiplied by two (2). The resulting number will be equivalent to a percentage in where 100% would be the perfect*** woman.
*BLAFT only takes into account physical features. Absolutely NO personality or intelligence is taken into account.
**BLAFT may only be done by men. No woman is EVER to be made aware of BLAFT.
***It is said that if a woman is accurately judged to be a “100” space and time would unravel.
dude 1: "Dude! lets BLAFT that chick walkin her dog, she looks pretty hot."
dude 2: " Alright man, B:7. L:8, A: 8, F:7, T...9!"
dude 1: "Ok so shes a... 78."
dude 2: "Nicely done. she seemed like an 80's chick, but BLAFT doesnt lie. Still, kudos to you miss 78."
dude 2: " Alright man, B:7. L:8, A: 8, F:7, T...9!"
dude 1: "Ok so shes a... 78."
dude 2: "Nicely done. she seemed like an 80's chick, but BLAFT doesnt lie. Still, kudos to you miss 78."
BLAFT by c3!MUSTC!TV!C3!!!!!!OOO BABIII December 29, 2009
Blaft
Blaft by dave jones May 13, 2005
Cold Red Baja Blast
Noun:
-What you get when you're whackin' the willy whacker at full throttle inside your girl but it's that time of the month so she produces a certain something when she busts.
-What you get when you're whackin' the willy whacker at full throttle inside your girl but it's that time of the month so she produces a certain something when she busts.
Example 1:
-Guy A: Yo, heard you finally got to hit it last night.
-Guy B: Wasn't worth it my nigga; I got hit with that Cold Red Baja Blast.
Example 2: (For sick freaks)
-Gal: No I don' wanna do it with you. My period is putting me out of the mood.
-Guy C (The Freak): Girl idgaf. I wanna feel the power of that Cold Red Baja Blast.
-Guy A: Yo, heard you finally got to hit it last night.
-Guy B: Wasn't worth it my nigga; I got hit with that Cold Red Baja Blast.
Example 2: (For sick freaks)
-Gal: No I don' wanna do it with you. My period is putting me out of the mood.
-Guy C (The Freak): Girl idgaf. I wanna feel the power of that Cold Red Baja Blast.
Cold Red Baja Blast by Sir Mother-Foquin Dansbury IV April 16, 2020
Orange Blastaphon
Orange Blastaphon is an alcoholic beverage consisting of three ingredients. It is 3 parts Crystal Weiss beer and one part gin and one part Fresca, Wink, or Squirt. Sounds terrible but it is actually refreshingly delicious.
Last night Jim made Dave and I Orange Blastaphons and then we went out and got Gorilla Farts at the bar to thank us for letting him use our hatchet for his fire pit and to celebrate Tim coming out of the closet and finally admiting his ultra gayness.
Orange Blastaphon by Sir Mungs Alot February 19, 2009
Blaithin
Blaithin is literally the most amazing person ever. You can try, but you won’t ever meet anyone quite as good as her. She is kind, caring, compassionate, sweet, loving, thoughtful, loyal, and has many more wonderful qualities. Bláithín is so strong and can get through anything. She is friends with practically everyone, and she can mingle and fit in to any crowd. She is so generous and would do whatever it takes to make her friends happy. Bláithín had the face of an angel. It is so beautiful you’d think it was specially carved by the most talented artist. And her eyes are the most precious things imaginable. Like crystals. Usually green-ish and beautiful. Easy to fall for. She loves exercise, adventure, horror movies, Ben and Jerry’s ice cream, and of course Netflix. She has watched everything on there. Everything. She can be quite stubborn and slightly moody at times, but she’s only standing up for what she believes or standing up for a friend. She always supports the greater good. She is the best of fun. With her beautiful face, voice of an angel, lovable personality, you would fall in love instantly. We love you Bláithín
Blaithin by RIPJughead;) June 21, 2018
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