BATAC 

A person who enjoys sleeping long hours, food, and little to no movement

You’ve been laying there for hours you BATAC

BATAC by CookieConsumer May 30, 2022

Balack Obama 

In some Asian-speaking lands (using this mispronounced version of "Black Obama"), it was believed that this is how Americans addressed Barack Obama.

In part, the confusion stemmed from the similarity of the "L" and "R" sounds within their spoken languages and the fact that the skin-color-obsessed USA focused so much attention on their first "black" president.

"So his name is not Balack Obama (aka Black Obama). It's Barack Obama!"

"Ah! So what's the diffelence?"

Balack Obama by Logical Empiricist Stoic September 11, 2023

barack h obama 

A man so full of shit that even his eyes are brown, he was somehow elected President of the United States and drove us down a deep dark hole that the country will probably never recover from

Barack h Obama was a disaster

barack h obama by stoolivan July 16, 2022

Banach Test 

1. A test you perform upon yourself to see if you really want to date the woman you're with or if you're just trying to have sex with her.

2. Putting on pornography and masturbating an hour before going on a date. Upon ejaculation, if you still feel like going on the date, you are really serious about having a relationship with the woman. If not, then you're just looking for sex and have saved yourself a ton of cash.

Jenny got stood up by Jonathan the other night. Apparently he did the Banach Test and fell asleep soon after.

Banach Test by NyC PrO July 31, 2012

Barackholm Syndrome 

What President Obama develops when dealing with Republicans who hate his guts and want to destroy him. Similar to the well-known phenomenon known as Stockholm Syndrome, where hostages begin to relate to, care about, and defend the terrorists holding them captive, except in this case, you are the President of the United States.

Observer #1: "Fuck! Obama caved in to the Republicans AGAIN, even though he had all the advantages in negotiations! I don't understand it at all!"

Observer #2: "Barackholm Syndrome strikes again..."

Barackholm Syndrome by NCScientist August 1, 2011

Balachandran 

Very common brown name.. Given to people that are smart.. They are good at Math and Science.. They do lots of Science.. They can play sports too.... Very Similar To an Inderpal

Gosh he's so awesome, he's a Balachandran

Balachandran by CIAD December 15, 2009

Balaclava 

A balaclava, balaclava helmet or ski mask is a form of headgear covering the whole head, exposing only the face (and often only the eyes). The name "balaclava" comes from the town of Balaklava in Crimea. During the Crimean War, knitted balaclavas were sent over to the British troops to help protect them from the bitter cold weather. They are traditionally knitted from wool, and can be rolled up into a hat to cover just the crown of the head. Modern balaclavas can be made from a number of materials, such as silk, cotton, polypropylene, neoprene, wool or fleece. Modern balaclavas are also used in outdoor winter sports activities such as skiing or snowboarding to help protect the face from the cold wind and maintain warmth.

Additionally, balaclavas are often associated with special forces units such as the SAS, or alternately with muggers, terrorists, and activists, where they act as a form of disguise. In the UK the term IRA balaclava is often used to distinguish it from similar types of headwear.

Racing drivers may also wear balaclavas made of fire-retardant material underneath their crash helmets in order to improve protection in case of a fire following an accident, and commonly cover the nose and mouth to reduce inhalation of smoke and fumes. Dragster-racing drivers usually wear balaclavas which have just two separate eyeholes because of the increased fire risk.

Balaclava
AKA Ski Mask, Balaclava Helmet

Balaclava by P.redeckis June 12, 2006