Definitions by stoolivan

Zool 

Another word for your anal hole

He went to city hall to pay his fine and because he was late they gave it to him right in the zool. He really got zooled

Zool by stoolivan December 24, 2022

barack h obama 

A man so full of shit that even his eyes are brown, he was somehow elected President of the United States and drove us down a deep dark hole that the country will probably never recover from

Barack h Obama was a disaster

barack h obama by stoolivan July 16, 2022

magnetic relationship

two sodomites are together in a relationship and one is hiv - and one is hiv+ then they are considered magnetic as in like or opposite poles in a magnet - vs +

tieg has hiv and bryan does not so they are like opposite poles of a magnet and are drawn together as soon as tieg infects bryan and they are both hiv+ then they will be pushed apart and their relationship will fail,then they will go out and persue other magnetic relationships

magnetic relationship by stoolivan May 23, 2022

Pabst blue ribbon 

The nectar of the Gods. This was the beer that was consumed by US military personnel in ww2 and the Korean War. It is also the first beer to be put in a can. Steel cans for iron men. Drink Pabst Union made in the USA

Grab a Can of Pabst blue ribbon out of my cooler

Pabst blue ribbon by stoolivan June 21, 2021

stooligram

when u drop a nice stool take a picture of it and text it to someone

i just dropped a massive stool and sent a stooligram to richie

stooligram by stoolivan August 12, 2017