Autoshmile 

Getting an automatic 'shmile' because of something that makes you happy

It made me autoshmile!

Autoshmile by Zaboud January 1, 2012

autoshite 

Old cars which are in poor condition but have a cult following, or were once very common on the roads but are now almost extinct (a.k.a. "street furniture" of the past). Examples would include British Leyland, Datsun, Hillman, Austin-Rover, etc.

jalopy donk banger

That rusty old Austin Princess is pure autoshite.

autoshite by Electric Leyland January 12, 2009

autophile 

Technically speaking it's not a man who has sex with cars. As I'm one such I know my subject. An autophile is in love with him or herself sexually. So I'm stuffed for a good word to use (apart from the often heard, insane, crazy, etc). The only alternative I've heard is automobiliphilia. Quite a mouthful, more than the gearknob of a Jaguar XJ8 so probably won't be popular. There probably should be two words. One for a person who loves his car on every level and has it as a substitute totally for a human partner and one for a man who simply fucks it.

Since I'm simply adding a correction to a word, not sure what a relevent example would be. Apart from mentioning that I myself am an avid automobilophile, not autophile (not the only thing in my life mind!).

autophile by karnautrahl October 30, 2006

autosmiley

The tendency of instant message software like Yahoo to turn groups of characters into smileys that you didn't want to be smileys, making it difficult to get your point across.

I tried to IM "Nice ass! (*)" to someone and it changed the (*) into a lame star smiley.

autosmiley by OffroadGirl March 1, 2005

autophile 

A man who loves his cars more than women. Autophilia is the innevitable outcome of a man's realization that cars are more reliable, cheaper, and often more attractive than women.

"He spent all of his time in the garage because he was really a closet autophile."

autophile by Max February 25, 2005

Autophile 

Someone who is in love with their car.

That guy is so in love with his car. He's such an autophile

Autophile by Mx Pwr April 17, 2009

autophile 

Someone who has sex with cars. Literally.

I rides smooth, but you may have to clean out the exhaust, the last owner was an autophile.

autophile by Mr. allkindsaperson October 17, 2005