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autoshite 

Old cars which are in poor condition but have a cult following, or were once very common on the roads but are now almost extinct (a.k.a. "street furniture" of the past). Examples would include British Leyland, Datsun, Hillman, Austin-Rover, etc.

jalopy donk banger
That rusty old Austin Princess is pure autoshite.
autoshite by Electric Leyland January 12, 2009
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autophile 

Technically speaking it's not a man who has sex with cars. As I'm one such I know my subject. An autophile is in love with him or herself sexually. So I'm stuffed for a good word to use (apart from the often heard, insane, crazy, etc). The only alternative I've heard is automobiliphilia. Quite a mouthful, more than the gearknob of a Jaguar XJ8 so probably won't be popular. There probably should be two words. One for a person who loves his car on every level and has it as a substitute totally for a human partner and one for a man who simply fucks it.
Since I'm simply adding a correction to a word, not sure what a relevent example would be. Apart from mentioning that I myself am an avid automobilophile, not autophile (not the only thing in my life mind!).
autophile by karnautrahl October 30, 2006

autosmiley

The tendency of instant message software like Yahoo to turn groups of characters into smileys that you didn't want to be smileys, making it difficult to get your point across.
I tried to IM "Nice ass! (*)" to someone and it changed the (*) into a lame star smiley.
autosmiley by OffroadGirl March 1, 2005

autophile 

A man who loves his cars more than women. Autophilia is the innevitable outcome of a man's realization that cars are more reliable, cheaper, and often more attractive than women.
"He spent all of his time in the garage because he was really a closet autophile."
autophile by Max February 25, 2005

Autophile 

Someone who is in love with their car.
That guy is so in love with his car. He's such an autophile
Autophile by Mx Pwr April 17, 2009

autophile 

Someone who has sex with cars. Literally.
I rides smooth, but you may have to clean out the exhaust, the last owner was an autophile.
autophile by Mr. allkindsaperson October 17, 2005
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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