autoshite 

Old cars which are in poor condition but have a cult following, or were once very common on the roads but are now almost extinct (a.k.a. "street furniture" of the past). Examples would include British Leyland, Datsun, Hillman, Austin-Rover, etc.

jalopy donk banger

That rusty old Austin Princess is pure autoshite.

autoshite by Electric Leyland January 12, 2009

autoshit 

no matter what one does, the result is shit.

Joe: Who's your parter for English?
Jake: John Stratton.
Joe. You're fucked. Everything that kid does is autoshit.

autoshit by ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh June 11, 2007

autohit 

In a text-based role-play, the act of delibrately attacking another character without their creator's consent. Usually one of the most illegal moves possible on roleplay sites.

When Mary Sue beheaded Martin, that was an autohit.

autohit by Laurelina August 21, 2006

autoshadenfreude 

1. Pleasure derived from one's own misfortune.

ex1. Man, your girlfriend dumped you over a year ago! You really have to stop all that autoshadenfreude and get back in the game.

ex2. So you got a B- on that calculus midterm? Quit your autoshadenfreude and work harder next time.

ex3. Stop listing all the negative personality traits of your tennis partner. Just because she doesn't want to date you, doesn't me you have to envelop yourself in autoschadenfreude.

autoshadenfreude by spokentoken December 8, 2009

Autoshot 

When a black person fails at life.

Eric tries to perform a skillchain and fails due to taking too long or because someone weaponskilled in the middle of his skillchain. Eric you're such an Autoshot.

Autoshot by Oroka August 4, 2009

autophile 

Technically speaking it's not a man who has sex with cars. As I'm one such I know my subject. An autophile is in love with him or herself sexually. So I'm stuffed for a good word to use (apart from the often heard, insane, crazy, etc). The only alternative I've heard is automobiliphilia. Quite a mouthful, more than the gearknob of a Jaguar XJ8 so probably won't be popular. There probably should be two words. One for a person who loves his car on every level and has it as a substitute totally for a human partner and one for a man who simply fucks it.

Since I'm simply adding a correction to a word, not sure what a relevent example would be. Apart from mentioning that I myself am an avid automobilophile, not autophile (not the only thing in my life mind!).

autophile by karnautrahl October 30, 2006

autosteer and chill 

Like Netflix and Chill, but for farmers.

Basically fucking in the tractor/combine/sprayer while autosteer is engaged.

Plowing the field while plowing your partner.

Harvesting the field while your girlfriend gets another kind of protein.

Spraying the field while spraying your girlfriend with.. well you get the point.

My boyfriend had to work Friday night, so I rode in the tractor with him for a little autosteer and chill.

autosteer and chill by Illscoutyourcorn March 10, 2016