Old cars which are in poor condition but have a cult following, or were once very common on the roads but are now almost extinct (a.k.a. "street furniture" of the past). Examples would include British Leyland, Datsun, Hillman, Austin-Rover, etc.
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by Electric Leyland January 12, 2009
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Jake: John Stratton.
Joe. You're fucked. Everything that kid does is autoshit.
Jake: John Stratton.
Joe. You're fucked. Everything that kid does is autoshit.
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In a text-based role-play, the act of delibrately attacking another character without their creator's consent. Usually one of the most illegal moves possible on roleplay sites.
by Laurelina August 21, 2006
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ex1. Man, your girlfriend dumped you over a year ago! You really have to stop all that autoshadenfreude and get back in the game.
ex2. So you got a B- on that calculus midterm? Quit your autoshadenfreude and work harder next time.
ex3. Stop listing all the negative personality traits of your tennis partner. Just because she doesn't want to date you, doesn't me you have to envelop yourself in autoschadenfreude.
ex2. So you got a B- on that calculus midterm? Quit your autoshadenfreude and work harder next time.
ex3. Stop listing all the negative personality traits of your tennis partner. Just because she doesn't want to date you, doesn't me you have to envelop yourself in autoschadenfreude.
by spokentoken December 8, 2009
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Eric tries to perform a skillchain and fails due to taking too long or because someone weaponskilled in the middle of his skillchain. Eric you're such an Autoshot.
by Oroka August 4, 2009
Get the Autoshot mug.Technically speaking it's not a man who has sex with cars. As I'm one such I know my subject. An autophile is in love with him or herself sexually. So I'm stuffed for a good word to use (apart from the often heard, insane, crazy, etc). The only alternative I've heard is automobiliphilia. Quite a mouthful, more than the gearknob of a Jaguar XJ8 so probably won't be popular. There probably should be two words. One for a person who loves his car on every level and has it as a substitute totally for a human partner and one for a man who simply fucks it.
Since I'm simply adding a correction to a word, not sure what a relevent example would be. Apart from mentioning that I myself am an avid automobilophile, not autophile (not the only thing in my life mind!).
by karnautrahl October 30, 2006
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Basically fucking in the tractor/combine/sprayer while autosteer is engaged.
Plowing the field while plowing your partner.
Harvesting the field while your girlfriend gets another kind of protein.
Spraying the field while spraying your girlfriend with.. well you get the point.
Basically fucking in the tractor/combine/sprayer while autosteer is engaged.
Plowing the field while plowing your partner.
Harvesting the field while your girlfriend gets another kind of protein.
Spraying the field while spraying your girlfriend with.. well you get the point.
My boyfriend had to work Friday night, so I rode in the tractor with him for a little autosteer and chill.
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