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autophile 

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Technically speaking it's not a man who has sex with cars. As I'm one such I know my subject. An autophile is in love with him or herself sexually. So I'm stuffed for a good word to use (apart from the often heard, insane, crazy, etc). The only alternative I've heard is automobiliphilia. Quite a mouthful, more than the gearknob of a Jaguar XJ8 so probably won't be popular. There probably should be two words. One for a person who loves his car on every level and has it as a substitute totally for a human partner and one for a man who simply fucks it.
Since I'm simply adding a correction to a word, not sure what a relevent example would be. Apart from mentioning that I myself am an avid automobilophile, not autophile (not the only thing in my life mind!).
autophile by karnautrahl October 30, 2006
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autophile 

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A man who loves his cars more than women. Autophilia is the innevitable outcome of a man's realization that cars are more reliable, cheaper, and often more attractive than women.
"He spent all of his time in the garage because he was really a closet autophile."
autophile by Max February 25, 2005

Autophile 

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Someone who is in love with their car.
That guy is so in love with his car. He's such an autophile
Autophile by Mx Pwr April 17, 2009

autophile 

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Someone who has sex with cars. Literally.
I rides smooth, but you may have to clean out the exhaust, the last owner was an autophile.
autophile by Mr. allkindsaperson October 17, 2005

drunken autopilot 

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a cognitive state in which you act without self-awareness or restraint as a result of drinking many alcoholic beverages;
"she went thru Sunday on drunken autopilot"; "Her fell down some stairs last night. Her knows better than to drunken autopilot alone"
drunken autopilot by dfro May 5, 2006

afrophile

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A non-black person who is fascinated with and drawn to black culture. This can be either in conjunction with "high culture" such as martin luther king and black history month, or popular culture such as gangsta rap and chris rock, but rarely both.
You know that an afrophile like Yitzchok would be a huge Snoop Dogg fan.

Julio is such an afrophile that he didn't think it was appropriate to listen to Reggaton on MLK day, out of reverence.
afrophile by monty555 November 12, 2009

autohilaripost 

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To crack yourself up with your own post on social networking site (Twitter, Facebook, etc.)
My latest autohilaripost had my co-workers questioning my sanity.
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