Asstat 

A statistic,or number, offered as fact, from someone who has no idea what they're talking about.
They pulled the answer out of their ass.

"If eagles were to fight bears, they would win 13.7% of the time"- Asstat
"You've ruined 67% of my life!"- Asstat
"I only lie 32% of the time"-Asstat
"I've only locked you out of he house 32 times"-Asstat
Etc.

Asstat by Sandraudiga February 13, 2015

Asstat 

A tattoo anywhere on the buttocks.

Brandon: "Hey check out my new asstat!"
Aaron: "Woah! You got a barbed wire tatted right down the middle of your crack!"

Asstat by Cloveskies September 19, 2012

24 carat asshat 

A privileged, wealthy or born into wealth person who exudes an air of obscene and arrogant superiority while demonstrating their true and laughable ignorance as an A1, top-of-the-heap asshat.

Heir to the family fortune, his status as a 24 carat asshat is easily recognized by all who come in contact with him.

24 carat asshat by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2017

assrat bastard 

Another way of calling a class A-1 prick an asshole.

That stupid enemabag is such an assrat bastard for starting a needless food fight in the cafeteria this morning!!! :-O

assrat bastard by Telephony May 13, 2013

Asstapalyzation

Commonly used by 8-3
Created by Shadon Evans mostly used by Prince Dixon
1. Used to substitute almost any word.
2. Used to sound smarter due to its long pronunciation.
3. Often used to describe something.

Example1
Teacher: How far is the Earth from the sun?
Student: Well miss, the Asstapalyzation of the earth is about ......... therefore ...........

Example 2
Friends: Water is wet
Other friend: Actually the Asstapalyzation of water is ......... so technically water is actually...........

Asstapalyzation by VintageBandit March 7, 2020

Asstaurant 

A restaurant where the food tastes like ass.

guy with munchies a: - yo I'm hungry,wanna hit the local McD's?

guy with munchies b: - nah, I'd rather go to any other asstaurant than that place. This way we save some and don't help fund the clown-faced Hitler.

Asstaurant by big uncle G June 3, 2008

Assbath 

ASSBATH-"When your hemmoroids get so flared after a bowel movement you have to take a warm gentle bath to cool your rim"

SAM- "Damn I just dropped a loaf so big it felt like giving birth to a turd demon! I'm gonna have to take an assbath to remedy the situation"

Assbath by Fasteddie666 October 12, 2019