asstato

Hemorrhoids. A combination of "ass" and "potato", implying growing lumpy parts in a dirty place.
I need some Preparation H: My asstatos are killing me!
by hroomba May 11, 2006
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asstatoe

An Asstatoe (Or correct grammer Asstato) is a potato shaped like an ass
Oh my fucking god man, all the potatoes my mom bought are Asstatoes
by Nightanifians January 28, 2016
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asstatoe

A potato that looks like a fucking ass
Oh my fucking god, my mom bought loads of asstatoes for the hell of it, my mom is fucking stupid at that
by Nightanifians January 28, 2016
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