asstato

Hemorrhoids. A combination of "ass" and "potato", implying growing lumpy parts in a dirty place.

I need some Preparation H: My asstatos are killing me!

asstato by hroomba May 18, 2006

Asstat 

A statistic,or number, offered as fact, from someone who has no idea what they're talking about.
They pulled the answer out of their ass.

"If eagles were to fight bears, they would win 13.7% of the time"- Asstat
"You've ruined 67% of my life!"- Asstat
"I only lie 32% of the time"-Asstat
"I've only locked you out of he house 32 times"-Asstat
Etc.

Asstat by Sandraudiga February 13, 2015

Asstaco 

When the crack of your ass is filled with shit.

Hey wipe well before coming out, I don't want to see an asstaco.

Asstaco by Chanmeng January 27, 2008

Asstatistic 

A ratio consisting of quality of ass to quantity of ass in ones lifetime. Equasion follows:

The total quality of all girls banged on a 0-1 scale (Q) divided by the total quantity of girls.

Ben has banged so many hot chicks, his asstatistic must be close to 1.00. Example equasion:

Ben has banged 5 girls. their levels of attractiveness were as follows:0.8, 0.8 0.9,0.75, and 1.0. Therefore his asstatistic is 0.85.

Asstatistic by WolfnWeasel December 26, 2011

Asshatocity 

impending asshattishness; the momentum of human stupidity

Grinning, Ira brought the razor out and gestured with it to the sleeping cat. The asshatocity in the room was chokingly palpable.

Asshatocity by Vinnie the Shark May 27, 2009

Assatol 

A condition where someone is lacking buttocks, at all.

Me: Man, she's got an assatol!

Friend: She's got a what?
Me: An assatol, as in, she ain't got no ass at all!

Assatol by O_Fiddle_Stix September 3, 2016

Assatopiosis 

A disease in which you have random fingerprints on your shit.

My friend bob has assatopiosis

Assatopiosis by Terry Conway January 20, 2007