Quick hitter

When you launch a turd so fast it leaves no remnants...
"Hey Ronnie I just shit so fast I didn't have to wipe! It just shot out of there like a turd rocket! Now that's a quick hitter!"
by Fasteddie666 September 24, 2020
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BROWN BUDDY

Brown buddy - a shit stained hand usually involved in a handshake. EX: Ron shook Ed's hand after a long stretch in prison, unfortunately Ron didn't know Ed didn't properly wash his hands after a bowel movement and ended up with a slightly brown hand, now that's a brown buddy."
Unfortunately after that turd, I'll be giving "brown buddys" to all my pledge buddys.
by Fasteddie666 October 04, 2019
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Brown Baby

When after you have had a satisfying bowel movement and you notice you've given birth to a legendary turd...you take multiple pictures of your masterpiece and feel extreme sadness as you flush...henceforth a "brown baby"
"Tom fell into a horrible depressed state after flushing his payload, stating that had given birth to a brown baby..."
by Fasteddie666 March 12, 2021
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Assbath

ASSBATH-"When your hemmoroids get so flared after a bowel movement you have to take a warm gentle bath to cool your rim"
SAM- "Damn I just dropped a loaf so big it felt like giving birth to a turd demon! I'm gonna have to take an assbath to remedy the situation"
by Fasteddie666 October 12, 2019
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Cha-Chink

The sound of beer bottles smashing together in the trash after a long day at the office, also known "as the sound of satisfaction", it often promotes well being in the drunken host and leads the drinkee to another and another...
Booth came home early from the law firm and started pounding them down immediately, all I heard was "cha-chink" for two hours as he knocked out the 12 pack...
by Fasteddie666 March 30, 2021
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ShitStickler

When you launch a disgusting batch of dung with so much anal force that the clump sticks to the side of the bowl.
"Goddamn I just shit so hard the clump stuck to the bowl! Now that's ShitStickler if I ever seen one!"
by Fasteddie666 April 19, 2021
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Brown Towel Affair

Brown towel affair-when you run out of toilet paper and you have to result in wiping your ass with a hand towel.
"Stephen noticed Ron didn't have any toilet paper and had to use his hand towel to wipe his bum now that's a brown towel affair"
by Fasteddie666 May 30, 2016
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