Brown buddy - a shit stained hand usually involved in a handshake. EX: Ron shook Ed's hand after a long stretch in prison, unfortunately Ron didn't know Ed didn't properly wash his hands after a bowel movement and ended up with a slightly brown hand, now that's a brown buddy."
by Fasteddie666 October 05, 2019
When you launch a disgusting batch of dung with so much anal force that the clump sticks to the side of the bowl.
"Goddamn I just shit so hard the clump stuck to the bowl! Now that's ShitStickler if I ever seen one!"
by Fasteddie666 April 19, 2021
When after you have had a satisfying bowel movement and you notice you've given birth to a legendary turd...you take multiple pictures of your masterpiece and feel extreme sadness as you flush...henceforth a "brown baby"
"Tom fell into a horrible depressed state after flushing his payload, stating that had given birth to a brown baby..."
by Fasteddie666 March 12, 2021
Brown towel affair-when you run out of toilet paper and you have to result in wiping your ass with a hand towel.
"Stephen noticed Ron didn't have any toilet paper and had to use his hand towel to wipe his bum now that's a brown towel affair"
by Fasteddie666 April 24, 2016
When you get a epic head job which somehow leads to anal play...usually a finger in the rim or sometimes two...
Jenny was like a semon vacuum cleaner last night! ..and too add to the excitement, she rammed a finger up my bum for added pleasure leading to me blowing a milk shake on her face...wow, now that was a Cream Finger!!
by Fasteddie666 March 25, 2021
ASSBATH-"When your hemmoroids get so flared after a bowel movement you have to take a warm gentle bath to cool your rim"
SAM- "Damn I just dropped a loaf so big it felt like giving birth to a turd demon! I'm gonna have to take an assbath to remedy the situation"
by Fasteddie666 October 12, 2019
"Hey Ronnie I just shit so fast I didn't have to wipe! It just shot out of there like a turd rocket! Now that's a quick hitter!"
by Fasteddie666 September 24, 2020