Asstaurant

A restaurant where the food tastes like ass.

guy with munchies a: - yo I'm hungry,wanna hit the local McD's?

guy with munchies b: - nah, I'd rather go to any other asstaurant than that place. This way we save some and don't help fund the clown-faced Hitler.

by big uncle G June 3, 2008

Asstaur

A mix between a donkey and man. Similar to the centaur, except it's a huge ass.

If you were any mythical creature, you'd be an asstaur.

by Gingersnap1999 September 17, 2016