A ratio consisting of quality of ass to quantity of ass in ones lifetime. Equasion follows:
The total quality of all girls banged on a 0-1 scale (Q) divided by the total quantity of girls.
The total quality of all girls banged on a 0-1 scale (Q) divided by the total quantity of girls.
Ben has banged so many hot chicks, his asstatistic must be close to 1.00. Example equasion:
Ben has banged 5 girls. their levels of attractiveness were as follows:0.8, 0.8 0.9,0.75, and 1.0. Therefore his asstatistic is 0.85.
Ben has banged 5 girls. their levels of attractiveness were as follows:0.8, 0.8 0.9,0.75, and 1.0. Therefore his asstatistic is 0.85.
by WolfnWeasel December 26, 2011
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Definition 1: A complimentary statement of one's posterior.
Synonym: Bootylicious
Definition 2: A durogatory comment regarding someone who excels at being a fantastic asshole.
Synonym: Colossus Assholus
Definition 1: A complimentary statement of one's posterior.
Synonym: Bootylicious
Definition 2: A durogatory comment regarding someone who excels at being a fantastic asshole.
Synonym: Colossus Assholus
Example 1: "Gee, these pants make my rear end look asstastic!!"
Example 2: "My ex was asstastic, he left me destitute."
Example 2: "My ex was asstastic, he left me destitute."
by Maven April 15, 2004
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1. The party-goers were completely out of control and left behind an asstastic mess.
2. "That asstastic whore just dumped me for my brother!"
2. "That asstastic whore just dumped me for my brother!"
by Trendon September 16, 2005
Get the Asstastic mug.While walking with my boy in the meatpacking district yesterday (a spot I never really go to) there was so much ass walking around that I told him this neighborhood is fucking ASSTASSTIC!
by SteveSanders September 13, 2013
Get the asstasstic mug.1. When talking about a person, it's a good term, meaning they are attractive in the ass department.
2. When used in a situation, this means you are not satisfied with the outcome.
2. When used in a situation, this means you are not satisfied with the outcome.
by i look like hell August 17, 2009
Get the asstastic mug.'ass-TIST-ik'. Noun. A statistic that is 'pulled out of one's ass', or made to sound valid but is actually made up.
'asstistical' and 'asstistically' are the adjective and adverbial forms respectively.
'asstistical' and 'asstistically' are the adjective and adverbial forms respectively.
Bob: I read about some college did a study that found when monkeys were given marijuana they learned to solve puzzles faster than the ones that weren't.
Fred: What college was that - Asstistic University?
Fred: What college was that - Asstistic University?
by oolong August 19, 2006
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