asstatoe 

An Asstatoe (Or correct grammer Asstato) is a potato shaped like an ass

Oh my fucking god man, all the potatoes my mom bought are Asstatoes

asstatoe by Nightanifians May 10, 2016

asstatoe 

A potato that looks like a fucking ass

Oh my fucking god, my mom bought loads of asstatoes for the hell of it, my mom is fucking stupid at that

asstatoe by Nightanifians May 10, 2016

asstato

Hemorrhoids. A combination of "ass" and "potato", implying growing lumpy parts in a dirty place.

I need some Preparation H: My asstatos are killing me!

asstato by hroomba May 18, 2006