Asstatastic

An activity that you need to do but u don’t want to do it because it sucks ass or it’s boring.

For example this oil change is so asstatastic I don’t want to do it

by D4ve3 December 1, 2022

Anitatastic

A person that is so awesome as a Anita that they have to be called Anitatastic.

Jill: Oh man! Have you meet that one new girl? Shes almost as awesome as Anita!
Jack: Yeah shes Anitatastic!

by Iamfly! March 25, 2010

Asstastic

Adjective.
Definition 1: A complimentary statement of one's posterior.
Synonym: Bootylicious

Definition 2: A durogatory comment regarding someone who excels at being a fantastic asshole.
Synonym: Colossus Assholus

Example 1: "Gee, these pants make my rear end look asstastic!!"

Example 2: "My ex was asstastic, he left me destitute."

by Maven April 15, 2004

asstastic

(adj.)having a great ass

Man that girl is asstastic!

by The Gizza February 7, 2003

Asstatistic

A ratio consisting of quality of ass to quantity of ass in ones lifetime. Equasion follows:

The total quality of all girls banged on a 0-1 scale (Q) divided by the total quantity of girls.

Ben has banged so many hot chicks, his asstatistic must be close to 1.00. Example equasion:

Ben has banged 5 girls. their levels of attractiveness were as follows:0.8, 0.8 0.9,0.75, and 1.0. Therefore his asstatistic is 0.85.

by WolfnWeasel December 26, 2011

Asstastic

1. Extremely bad; abominable
2. Extremely evil or cruel

1. The party-goers were completely out of control and left behind an asstastic mess.

2. "That asstastic whore just dumped me for my brother!"

by Trendon September 16, 2005

asstasstic

When there is so much awesome female ass around you, that the area is known as asstasstic

While walking with my boy in the meatpacking district yesterday (a spot I never really go to) there was so much ass walking around that I told him this neighborhood is fucking ASSTASSTIC!

by SteveSanders September 13, 2013