Asspath
an asspath is a person who is simply acting like an ass, while simultaneously going down the wrong path.
Asspath by fuckinganus January 13, 2018
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Assbath
ASSBATH-"When your hemmoroids get so flared after a bowel movement you have to take a warm gentle bath to cool your rim"
SAM- "Damn I just dropped a loaf so big it felt like giving birth to a turd demon! I'm gonna have to take an assbath to remedy the situation"
Assbath by Fasteddie666 October 12, 2019
ASSPAT
1. Noun: Person affiliated with the act of constantly praising, recommending, or incessant over-dramatization and comments,in order to promote an individuals work, or the individual themself.
2. noun: ACRONYM for American Society of Sycophants, Puppets, or Total Shills (A.S.S.P.A.T.S.)
3.Verb: The act of asspat-ing.
2. noun: ACRONYM for American Society of Sycophants, Puppets, or Total Shills (A.S.S.P.A.T.S.)
3.Verb: The act of asspat-ing.
Phil is such an asspat, he's always bustin my nuts about getting more done, but if I was runnin the place he'd be praising my farts for their bouquet!
ASSPAT by Kaptain Kaos March 15, 2009
assmath
The process of justification through the conjuring of numbers derived from one's anus. Often pertaining to the process off budgetification.
assbath
to line up the ass hole directly on a person's nose and to sit down abruptly while the person is sleeping, high, or being held down by other people.
assbath by George W. Bush April 24, 2003
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