an asspath is a person who is simply acting like an ass, while simultaneously going down the wrong path.
by fuckinganus January 13, 2018
Get the Asspath mug.ASSBATH-"When your hemmoroids get so flared after a bowel movement you have to take a warm gentle bath to cool your rim"
SAM- "Damn I just dropped a loaf so big it felt like giving birth to a turd demon! I'm gonna have to take an assbath to remedy the situation"
by Fasteddie666 October 12, 2019
Get the Assbath mug.1. Noun: Person affiliated with the act of constantly praising, recommending, or incessant over-dramatization and comments,in order to promote an individuals work, or the individual themself.
2. noun: ACRONYM for American Society of Sycophants, Puppets, or Total Shills (A.S.S.P.A.T.S.)
3.Verb: The act of asspat-ing.
2. noun: ACRONYM for American Society of Sycophants, Puppets, or Total Shills (A.S.S.P.A.T.S.)
3.Verb: The act of asspat-ing.
Phil is such an asspat, he's always bustin my nuts about getting more done, but if I was runnin the place he'd be praising my farts for their bouquet!
by Kaptain Kaos March 15, 2009
Get the ASSPAT mug.The process of justification through the conjuring of numbers derived from one's anus. Often pertaining to the process off budgetification.
"According to my calculations we'll need approximately 1.21 teraflops and an an ice cream truck filled with dead hookers."
"Was that derrived from a baeysian algorythm?"
"No man, it's just assmath."
"Was that derrived from a baeysian algorythm?"
"No man, it's just assmath."
by crunchyk9 May 14, 2008
Get the assmath mug.The act of sticking your ass on the bath faucet, so then the water can spill down you spine, into your ass, and then through your ballsack into the bathtub.
by LolMan March 11, 2012
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to line up the ass hole directly on a person's nose and to sit down abruptly while the person is sleeping, high, or being held down by other people.
by George W. Bush April 24, 2003
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