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ASSBATH-"When your hemmoroids get so flared after a bowel movement you have to take a warm gentle bath to cool your rim"
SAM- "Damn I just dropped a loaf so big it felt like giving birth to a turd demon! I'm gonna have to take an assbath to remedy the situation"
Assbath by Fasteddie666 October 12, 2019
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The act of sticking your ass on the bath faucet, so then the water can spill down you spine, into your ass, and then through your ballsack into the bathtub.
John: OMG this AssBath feels so good

Greg: Its also great for cleaning the shit out of your ass
AssBath by LolMan March 11, 2012
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to line up the ass hole directly on a person's nose and to sit down abruptly while the person is sleeping, high, or being held down by other people.
Dude hold down Kip and i'll give him an assbath!
assbath by George W. Bush April 24, 2003
v. - to smother someone's face with your bare ass; thus bathing them with your ass.
Kip was being stupid so I gave him an assbath.
assbath by Anonymous April 22, 2003
The process of justification through the conjuring of numbers derived from one's anus. Often pertaining to the process off budgetification.
"According to my calculations we'll need approximately 1.21 teraflops and an an ice cream truck filled with dead hookers."
"Was that derrived from a baeysian algorythm?"
"No man, it's just assmath."

assmath by crunchyk9 May 14, 2008
damn it you Asslath!
Asslath by Sir.Xationix March 17, 2021
an asspath is a person who is simply acting like an ass, while simultaneously going down the wrong path.
"What's up asspath"
"Really asspath?"
Asspath by fuckinganus January 13, 2018
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