Asspatch

A small cloth used for the wiping of smelly asses.
a) A host place for the abundant growth of asses.
b) A cut of leather or another select material designed for the covering of unaesthetically pleasing asses.

I hope that when you die, your corpse will provide for a lush and thriving asspatch.

Asspatch by Nicole Chang 2 March 4, 2009

Asshatchery 

Noun: A place where asshats congeal, usually gutters and online chat rooms.

Jonny: a/s/l?
Betty: OMFG im t0t4lly naked n u r h0rny for me!
Jonny: damn, i found an asshatchery...

Child: My mom said I cant go over 'cuz your house is an asshatchery...

Asshatchery by Chronnie January 6, 2008

Asspath 

an asspath is a person who is simply acting like an ass, while simultaneously going down the wrong path.

"What's up asspath"
"Really asspath?"

Asspath by fuckinganus January 13, 2018

Assatchel

A person that has no meaning to you and you have disowned and or exiled from at least a radius of 200 hundred feet from whatever space your occupying. and or a fuckboy named ...(place fuckboys name here)

That fuckboy ( inserts for boys named here)
He did me grimy he's such an assatchel

Assatchel by Sosickofmyself November 28, 2020

asspache 

One of many slang terms for a homosexual Native American

A Native American who sticks his pee-pee in another man's tee-pee could be called an asspache.

asspache by obneopeehon November 11, 2012

Ass patch

When You are watching pornography, when the Male is "inside" of the female (or other male) While On his back, The small area of this butt that you can see underneath the ballsack is called the ass patch.

Dude Number 1 : Dude ! did you see that porn where the guy is doing that chick while on his back !?

Dude number 2 : Hell yeah I did ! He was SO showing off his ass patch.

Ass patch by ATR-Nic November 30, 2009