ASSPAT

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1. Noun: Person affiliated with the act of constantly praising, recommending, or incessant over-dramatization and comments,in order to promote an individuals work, or the individual themself.

2. noun: ACRONYM for American Society of Sycophants, Puppets, or Total Shills (A.S.S.P.A.T.S.)

3.Verb: The act of asspat-ing.

Phil is such an asspat, he's always bustin my nuts about getting more done, but if I was runnin the place he'd be praising my farts for their bouquet!

ASSPAT by Kaptain Kaos March 15, 2009

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24 carat asshat

A privileged, wealthy or born into wealth person who exudes an air of obscene and arrogant superiority while demonstrating their true and laughable ignorance as an A1, top-of-the-heap asshat.

Heir to the family fortune, his status as a 24 carat asshat is easily recognized by all who come in contact with him.

24 carat asshat by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2017

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Asspatch • asspatter • ASSPAT • Asspath • asspattie • ass patriot • ass patrol • Ass Pattied • ass patting • ass patty

assrat bastard

Another way of calling a class A-1 prick an asshole.

That stupid enemabag is such an assrat bastard for starting a needless food fight in the cafeteria this morning!!! :-O

assrat bastard by Telephony May 13, 2013

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Assputin

A descendent of Rasputin, the highest ranking Russian mobster and serial killer who lists the Grabber in Chief as his biggest fan.

Assputin is a seriously cool dude, he got those Hillary emails when I told him to!

Assputin by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2018

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Assbath

ASSBATH-"When your hemmoroids get so flared after a bowel movement you have to take a warm gentle bath to cool your rim"

SAM- "Damn I just dropped a loaf so big it felt like giving birth to a turd demon! I'm gonna have to take an assbath to remedy the situation"

Assbath by Fasteddie666 October 12, 2019

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asshat

One who has their head up their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a hat. Asshat

asshat by Anonymous October 11, 2002

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asshattery

1. Acts committed by an asshat or asshats. 2. Engagement in an activity normally reserved for asshats.

I demand that all of you stop this asshattery at once!

asshattery by BlastMaster May 16, 2003

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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