Assholier

a person that becomes so rotund and bloated in their demienor beyong the confines of the singular word 'asshole' becomes 'ASSHOLIER'

michael was being such an asshole then he goes and eats a baby, now hes even assholier

by Joe Radd October 4, 2006

assholier-than-thou

When an asshole takes up a holier-than-thou position in a given situation simply because they feel it would be a good "asshole-move" to make.

Him: "When they get here, we should speak only in Italian because they missed all the Italian lesson meetings."

Me: "Wow...that's pretty assholier-than-thou."

Him: "I know...I'm an asshole, remember?"

by Sean "Chicanery" Connery July 20, 2008

Assholier-than-thou

When an asshole takes up a holier-than-thou position in a given situation simply because they feel it would be a good "asshole-move" to make.

Him: "When they get here, we should speak only in Italian because they missed all the Italian lesson meetings."

Me: "Wow...that's pretty assholier-than-thou."

Him: "I know...I'm an asshole, remember?"

by Sean "Chicanery" Connery December 13, 2008

Ripped him a second asshole

This is not solely applicable to blokes, females can also get a second asshole, so feminists eat your fucking hearts out. The phrase originated in the UK where it was usually “ripped him a second arsehole” but over time the spelling changed. The original meaning was to attack someone, usually unexpectedly, brutally and viciously so that they were completely overwhelmed and unable to defend themselves. It can also mean to criticise someone’s thoughts, ideas or lifestyle either with or without cause or justification. The usually accepted definition is that which is applied to the workplace where it means to reprimand someone so totally and effectively, that the person on th receiving end wishes they could crawl under the carpet and die. So if you have ripped him/her a second asshole you have delivered a rebuke of epic proportions.

That WOFS Malcolm has fucked up once too often so the boss called him in and ripped him a second asshole. He practically crawled out afterwards looking like he’d pissed himself and cleared his desk.

by AKACroatalin December 6, 2016

Reverse Thornton Asshole Dickfuck

The sexual act of acquiring an erect penis, and falling face-first, so that ones penis bursts out of the anus. The female then proceeds to straddle the now raw penis.

"Yo Chev, I just saw someone doing the reverse Thornton asshole dickfuck"

"Damn, he alright?"

by Jerome Momas December 24, 2013

Mike Pompous Asshole

An already widely popular nickname for the Trumpster’s third Secretary of State, Mike Pompeo.

Well that’s a big surprise, Mike Pompous Asshole is a proud member of the Impeachment Posse for the role he’s played in the recent intercontinental extortion attempt!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019

Shy/Asshole Confusion

Coined by Larry David in the "The Acupuncturist" episode of HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm", Shy/Asshole Confusion is when one mistakes a shy person's quiet demeanor for that of an asshole.

Larry: I don't know why you call him an asshole. He's not an asshole, he's just shy.

Cheryl: No, he's not shy. He thinks he's smarter than everbody else and he sits there and he judges and he-

Larry: No, he doesn't, he's just shy! You've got shy/asshole confusion, my friend.

by Meeyort Snurn May 22, 2008