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assholeitis 

A disease in which a teenager regresses in a fit of narcissism, self-centeredness, and egocentrism, refusing to be accountable to own behavior, projecting anger, rage, and immaturity throughout the world, with a sprinkling of ass-holeishness.
A person with assholeitis may display: Screaming in parents' face, in a high pitched, screeching, nonsensical grandiose way, in an attempt to be re-breastfed. A person with assholeitis will also display pervasive denial. (Seek attention from perturbed, tired, teenage peers.)
assholeitis by RESCU May 13, 2009

assholery 

Actions or behavior consistent with being an asshole
I was fired in my boss's latest fit of assholery.
assholery by Chad December 3, 2003

Assholian 

used to describe a person who is known to be the common asshole. 2. a person from the land of asses.
you are such an assholian!
Assholian by J.Wood January 3, 2008

assholeism 

of or retaining to being an asshole; practicing asshole behavior; public diagnosis of being a mean, snobby, and disrespectful person; also is main diagnosis for college professors and dorm resident advisors. It is usually treated within a time span, and treatment consists of turning the stick up someone's ass about an inch every visit to the assholeologist.
So, I see you have been diagnosed with assholeism.
assholeism by aycockhallanonymous December 21, 2009

assholery 

1. (n) The behaviour characteristic of an asshole.

2. (n) An institution that produces a large amount of assholes in a manner that resembles the systematic and high output of industrial factories.
1. My professor was exhibiting an incredible degree of assholery

2. Most law and business schools are massive assholeries
assholery by blorgoclot April 13, 2011

assholehead 

Someone who presents themself as an utterly incompetent moron, consistantly fucking up whatever he/she does, it makes u wonder if there's an asshole where his/her brain would normally be.
You crapped in your pants again you assholehead?
assholehead by TheN C November 25, 2009
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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