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Dickfuck

A supposed adult man who still gets an allowance from his mom and throws literal hissyfits when he wants to buy something and is told to use his own money. Completely unable to support himself so he leeches off other people in his life. Also, was on top chef and lost because he doesn’t know how to cook a shrimp. And he trespassed to poison a tree on someone else’s property by drilling holes in the trunk and injecting homemade herbicide, all because the tree’s branch was blocking sun to solar panels he wanted on his roof. And he’s going bald and is really self-conscious about it.
“He is suuuuuuch a dickfuck.”
by Justa.littlebitch June 9, 2020
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someone who acts like such an A**hole, they need to be labeled two curse words at the same time
You cut me off, DICKFUCK!
by Brigitte Brock June 19, 2003
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A name for anyone who does something fucking stupid.
*Andy eats Mark's apple pie*
- " Andy you fucking dickfuck piece of shit, you ate my apple pie" says Mark with a tone of aggression.
by pusssy-slayer January 28, 2016
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Billy is being obnoxious; Eddy tells him,"shut up you dickfuck." Eddy uses the word "dickfuck" to insult Billy.
by Bitchlica April 3, 2005
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A fucking idiot who won't shut the fuck up, yet hasn't the slightest clue that they are wrong, because they are so fucking concieted.
Thomas is a dickfuck and someone needs to set the facts straight to shut his fat ass up.
by GeurillaChris December 28, 2005
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When a guy fucks another guy in his dick with his dick; dick on dick action.
Tom wanted to dickfuck Ted.
by Satan Demon August 12, 2003
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When someone is so much of just a single celled piece of shit that the word dick alone doesn't sum them up, and you feel the urge to yell "fuck" at them every time they exist within the vicinity of your presence. It is a more extreme version of asshole.
That discord server owner was such a dickfuck that he decided to publish private chats to the public when some of the people left the server for personal reasons.
by suckmydick69420 September 25, 2019
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