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assholishness 

ass hole behavior: i.e. unwelcomed grab ass, skipping out on the tab, etc.
Even though he was an amazing physical specimen, his assholishness kept me from going home with him.
assholishness by Dpostrophe October 5, 2003

assholeism 

of or retaining to being an asshole; practicing asshole behavior; public diagnosis of being a mean, snobby, and disrespectful person; also is main diagnosis for college professors and dorm resident advisors. It is usually treated within a time span, and treatment consists of turning the stick up someone's ass about an inch every visit to the assholeologist.
So, I see you have been diagnosed with assholeism.
assholeism by aycockhallanonymous December 21, 2009

assholishly 

Assholish . To behave like a fool.
Well that dumb dumb behaved really assholishly .

assholeish 

having charateristics that of an asshole.
although not a permanant charater trait as with being an asshole
you're being assholeish
assholeish by allmyidea May 27, 2005

Assholelisity 

The degree of one's assholeness, referenced in degree or percfentage
That guy has a high degree of assholelisity; Her assholelisity index is 100%
Assholelisity by jbyrd December 13, 2006

Assholeriffic

A teriffic asshole.

Someone who is above and beyond a regular asshole.

The act of being a great asshole.
Jim is an asshole, but Bob is assholeriffic.

Dick is being assholeriffic today.
Assholeriffic by Lowcrawler February 20, 2010
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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