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assholerance 

Describes the ability to tolerate people who think with their sphincter and share thoughts that are reminiscent of fecal coliforms. In other words, the greater your ability to spend time in the presence of an asshole, the greater your level of assholerance.
I can't believe you let your in-laws stay for a week, you must have huge assholerance!
assholerance by Grimandgrimmer November 11, 2009
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Assholefaceness 

To behave in the manner of a person who has the face and personality of an asshole
She reached new levels of assholefaceness when she micromanaged every aspect of the meeting.
Assholefaceness by Hefweizen February 12, 2018

assholefaceman

A man with an asshole for a face...Don't believe me? Watch Love Guru.
Danny: You're on drugs again aren't you?
Tim: YEESS, assholefaceman!
assholefaceman by D2BD2B January 4, 2009

assholefaceman

1.a man or woman who has a face with so many dimples it looks like the person has many assholes in there face.

also it is a verb.
2. if a person gets a hole in there face by something like a punch or sumthing then they are geting assholefacemaned... 3.or if someone is beating someone up so much in there face .
1. wow look at those dimples..yea he is an assholefaceman
2. omg he is getting assholefacemanned by that bodybuilder
3. jeez tht guy is rlly getting his faced assholefacemanned
assholefaceman by alex15din December 8, 2010

Assholemancer 

Noun - A pun of "asshole" and "necromancer." Someone well versed in the art of conjuring up rudeness.
The user-based editors ruining Urban Dictionary are a bunch of assholemancers.
Assholemancer by WCrispy May 20, 2014