assholerance 

Describes the ability to tolerate people who think with their sphincter and share thoughts that are reminiscent of fecal coliforms. In other words, the greater your ability to spend time in the presence of an asshole, the greater your level of assholerance.

I can't believe you let your in-laws stay for a week, you must have huge assholerance!

assholerance by Grimandgrimmer November 11, 2009

Assholefaceness 

To behave in the manner of a person who has the face and personality of an asshole

She reached new levels of assholefaceness when she micromanaged every aspect of the meeting.

Assholefaceness by Hefweizen February 12, 2018

assholefaceman

A man with an asshole for a face...Don't believe me? Watch Love Guru.

Danny: You're on drugs again aren't you?
Tim: YEESS, assholefaceman!

assholefaceman by D2BD2B January 4, 2009

assholefaceman

1.a man or woman who has a face with so many dimples it looks like the person has many assholes in there face.

also it is a verb.
2. if a person gets a hole in there face by something like a punch or sumthing then they are geting assholefacemaned... 3.or if someone is beating someone up so much in there face .

1. wow look at those dimples..yea he is an assholefaceman
2. omg he is getting assholefacemanned by that bodybuilder
3. jeez tht guy is rlly getting his faced assholefacemanned

assholefaceman by alex15din December 8, 2010

Assholemancer 

Noun - A pun of "asshole" and "necromancer." Someone well versed in the art of conjuring up rudeness.

The user-based editors ruining Urban Dictionary are a bunch of assholemancers.

Assholemancer by WCrispy May 20, 2014

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020