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assholerance 

Describes the ability to tolerate people who think with their sphincter and share thoughts that are reminiscent of fecal coliforms. In other words, the greater your ability to spend time in the presence of an asshole, the greater your level of assholerance.
I can't believe you let your in-laws stay for a week, you must have huge assholerance!
assholerance by Grimandgrimmer November 11, 2009
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Assholefaceness 

To behave in the manner of a person who has the face and personality of an asshole
She reached new levels of assholefaceness when she micromanaged every aspect of the meeting.
Assholefaceness by Hefweizen February 12, 2018

assholefaceman

A man with an asshole for a face...Don't believe me? Watch Love Guru.
Danny: You're on drugs again aren't you?
Tim: YEESS, assholefaceman!
assholefaceman by D2BD2B January 4, 2009

assholefaceman

1.a man or woman who has a face with so many dimples it looks like the person has many assholes in there face.

also it is a verb.
2. if a person gets a hole in there face by something like a punch or sumthing then they are geting assholefacemaned... 3.or if someone is beating someone up so much in there face .
1. wow look at those dimples..yea he is an assholefaceman
2. omg he is getting assholefacemanned by that bodybuilder
3. jeez tht guy is rlly getting his faced assholefacemanned
assholefaceman by alex15din December 8, 2010

Assholemancer 

Noun - A pun of "asshole" and "necromancer." Someone well versed in the art of conjuring up rudeness.
The user-based editors ruining Urban Dictionary are a bunch of assholemancers.
Assholemancer by WCrispy May 20, 2014

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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