Assalinah

A loving caring girlfriend, who will stick with you no matter challenges you face in life.

She is caring, that’s so Assalinah

by Nran November 23, 2021

Assalias

n. The name given to a chick's ass.

Guy "Damn girl, that thing is huge! What's its assalias?"
Girl "I call her Sheeba."

by migga please May 5, 2009

assalanche

First defined in NASIOC's Off Topic forum by Kaiser as the slow, crampy, painful, and excruciatingly long build-up of poo in one's bowels, which finally reaches a breaking point and results in a massive avalanche of crap being explosively expelled from one's ass. Hence, assalanche.

Zeke sat miserably on the toilet for 30 mins with bad stomach cramps -- a half hour cycle of cramping and loosening and cramping and loosening tearing at his abdomen. But, frustratingly, no poo was shat. He suffered wave after wave of pain...until, finally, that last little snowflake fluttered down on 500 billion tons of brown snow. The assalanche came without warning, and it was fierce. Many people in Toiletville were caught unaware and perished in a 100mph rush of furious poo.

by Zeke Brown June 10, 2007

Asaliah

An Angel sent from above. Beautiful inside and out. Head high person who never backs down. Loving smile. Absolutely gorgeous from head to toe. Easy to steal a heart, hard to earn the heart. Many characteristics - music, drama, sports, photography, family, friends, religious and career orientated. Adores sports. Cool to be around, true friend, always there whenever needed and never left hanging. Strong inside-out, hard working and committed. Open hearted, free minded, loving, caring, kind and the best.

Asaliah gives beautiful a new definition

by Leylani September 16, 2010

Assalingus

A slang term for "tossing salad". Rectum munching, glutious maximus muchimus or good ol' fashion ass eating.

By reviewing the end results, the person performing assalingus probably wore braces or some other metal mouth device.

The EMTs determined that the rupture was caused by excessive assalingus.

by Enrico Smith May 9, 2008

Ashalina

A sweet loving person who is always up on the newest fashion trends. Sometimes clumbsy but always stay positive and happy. Has a very loving family and is never rejected. A person who is very funny, exciting and a little/very crazy when she's in the mood. Always knows how to cheer someone up. A very caring person who would do anything for her friends. She never becomes mad but when she is you don't want to mess with her.

Whoa did you hear about the newest trend Ashalina already has it down!

by moon156 May 20, 2021

Kennedy Assasination

When a male is masturbating or being jerked off by another, laying down, and ejaculates in his own eye.

Fabian was cranking it to gay porn on his bed and ended up giving himself a Kennedy Assasination.

by Carpet Monster November 28, 2006