Assalingus

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A slang term for "tossing salad". Rectum munching, glutious maximus muchimus or good ol' fashion ass eating.

By reviewing the end results, the person performing assalingus probably wore braces or some other metal mouth device.

The EMTs determined that the rupture was caused by excessive assalingus.

Assalingus by Enrico Smith May 9, 2008

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analingus

To lick another's anus.

"I tried to give analingus to my girlfriend, but she farted...I'm now a mormon priest."

analingus by alreadygeeked89 June 19, 2005

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Assalingus • analingus • aqualingus • assalanges • auto-analingus

analingus

1) Eating ass
2) Rimming

cunnilingus : pussy :: analingus : asshole

Danny is kinky so he gave his girlfriend analingus

analingus by jman May 13, 2005

aqualingus

Stimulation of the anus with a water jet or other pressurized water source to simulate a tongue.

Alan is so hard up for action, I caught him using the pulsating shower head for a little post ride aqualingus rim job.

aqualingus by aqua bandit July 31, 2017

analingus

1. To toss one's salad
2. The eating of another's ass

Those prisoners could not get enough analingus from the toothless bandit.

analingus by Mark Mendez September 28, 2005

analingus

the art of licking the asshole to get your partner off.Most of the time your are doing what is called the reach around,which means while you're licking the asshole you're playing with your ladies pussy.Causing her double satisfaction,bringing her to a ground shaking orgasm

My baby likes when I lick her asshole( give her analingus) and play with her clit ,she really has a good strong orgasm

analingus by dodirty417 September 23, 2010

analingus

The anal version of cunnilingus. What R Kelly was doing to that 15 year old girl in the video. He was eatin' that ass like it was chicken Chow Mein.

Dr. Dre: What's fo dinna tonight?
Eminem: You know what's for dinner bitch! My ass punk!
Dr. Dre: Damn, why I got to have analingus fo dinna evry night...
Eminem: Did you say something bitch?
Dr. Dre: No, no, I was just makin' up a new rap.

analingus by ITeachYou April 10, 2008

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026