Ashort 

A ashort is a penis sucking leach that will fuck anything with a heartbeat (or without you never know) they usually spend every day by waking up and shouting on the floor

Wow what a whore
I know there a total ashort

Ashort by Xoxodah July 3, 2022

Ahort

When your friend tries to write the word “short” but fails horribly and spells “ahort”

Bec ur boys ahort

Ahort by Ahort. February 3, 2018

That’s a short 

That’s an unfortunate situation

Man, just got a 50 on that math test
That’s a short

That’s a short by FratHouseOnFranklin October 14, 2019

ashord

Meaning a long lasting love that involves lots of eye contact

OMG! we just had an ashord moment

ashord by vi16 June 25, 2022

A Box Of Assorted Creams

A vagina that has accepted many penises recently.

Your wife has a box of assorted creams.

A Box Of Assorted Creams by scykon December 29, 2003

Taking the long horse for a short walk

Generally, this term is used by those who need to release urine. The symbolism of "long horse" and "short walk" are up to the user's interpretation.

John: You know, though our conversation is enthralling, I admit I must taking the long horse for a short walk. In other words, I must urinate, as you may know from the saying's entry on Urban Dictionary.
Jane: Ok.

Taking the long horse for a short walk by Long Horse Short Walk October 2, 2021

Throw a Short Person Day 

On November 16th every year, you get to throw any person 5’4” and under.

Joseph: It’s November 16th, you know what that means
Albert: Go fuck yourself
Throw a Short Person Day gives you 5 free throw someone under 5’4” passes

Throw a Short Person Day by Datanigga November 12, 2020