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Ashforth 

A Large Goat From Sweden, Usually Found In Forests.
I Saw An Ashforth In Sweden, Dude!
Ashforth by Lucy C January 21, 2007
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Ashforth 

The common cat-lover who dwells in dark rooms playing online games like Halo Reach
Ashforth angry. Grrr
Ashforth by Stevebro555 June 6, 2011

michael ashworth 

A big red beef head, with a tiny penis
Michael ashworth is a beefy dude dude dude dude
michael ashworth by JIWERAJ[ June 4, 2014

Jaime Ashworth 

Jaime Ashworth by Brandon((: June 21, 2011

Dylan Ashworth 

Greatest hitman in the world. Associated with other notorious career criminals. Trained extensively in many forms of combat and firearms training. Excellent vehicle handling. Great aircraft pilot. Superhuman reflexes and reaction time. Insane hand eye coordination.

If you need somebody gone in the next few hours, Dylan's your man.
Guy: I need to get rid of him.

Girl: Just call Dylan Ashworth!
Dylan Ashworth by N1SS4N GTR August 28, 2020

Christian Ashworth 

To charm and or thrill women in the most unimaginable way.
Gahh, Dude you really put the Christian Ashworth on her!!
Christian Ashworth by Mack Mayne April 30, 2009

Ashworth 

Noun. As in 'he's Pulled an Ashworth'. After relentlessly pursuing the object of your affection, they agree to go out with you. So excited, on the date you get too drunk, lose your self control and kiss a stranger in front of them. Thus loosing the one you wanted.
James begged and begged a girl to go on a date. Eventually, she agreed. On the date they kissed. This sent James giddy and he got drunk... too drunk. So much so he forgot about his girl and kissed a stranger in the bar. He 'pulled an Ashworth'.
Ashworth by Cabinosbanditos January 19, 2009
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