Greatest hitman in the world. Associated with other notorious career criminals. Trained extensively in many forms of combat and firearms training. Excellent vehicle handling. Great aircraft pilot. Superhuman reflexes and reaction time. Insane hand eye coordination.

If you need somebody gone in the next few hours, Dylan's your man.

Guy: I need to get rid of him.

Girl: Just call Dylan Ashworth!

Dylan Ashworth by N1SS4N GTR August 28, 2020

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Christian Ashworth

To charm and or thrill women in the most unimaginable way.

Gahh, Dude you really put the Christian Ashworth on her!!

Christian Ashworth by Mack Mayne April 30, 2009

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Ashworth

Noun. As in 'he's Pulled an Ashworth'. After relentlessly pursuing the object of your affection, they agree to go out with you. So excited, on the date you get too drunk, lose your self control and kiss a stranger in front of them. Thus loosing the one you wanted.

James begged and begged a girl to go on a date. Eventually, she agreed. On the date they kissed. This sent James giddy and he got drunk... too drunk. So much so he forgot about his girl and kissed a stranger in the bar. He 'pulled an Ashworth'.

Ashworth by Cabinosbanditos January 19, 2009

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