Assortion 

Noun. A collection consisting of various kinds. An assorted list of something. Essentially, noun form of the adjective 'assorted'.

"The store down the street has a pretty good assortion of birthday cards."

"Do you mean like...it has like, cards for different individuals, like birthday cards for cousins, for mothers, humorous cards...?"

"Yep, that's precisely what assortion means! It's the same as assortment but I like assortion better cause it's more intuitive, like collection from collect, assortion from assort right."

"Ah...whatever man."

Assortion by UrbanTown May 8, 2014

Assortion 

It’s what people say when they mean “Assortment” and they say “Assortion” instead.

“Kids in grade 3 have just a random assortion of colours in their pencil case.”

Assortion by László the Wordkeeper February 23, 2019

Assortion 

Another word for “assortment”

“Wow, you have an assortion of towels.”

Assortion by Magn0l1@ October 30, 2021

late term abortion 

“Late-term” actually short for “late termination” meaning stopping a pregnancy after 20 weeks and usually before 24 week. Normally, they are only done because the mother is sick or the baby is so deformed it won’t live. With a sick mom, after 24 weeks they would normal induce labor and once born the baby would be in the care of neonatal intensive care unit to help it survive.

Only nine states and the District of Columbia allow abortions after 24 weeks without restrictions. And those are very very rare (0.3%) because these abortions costs $15,000 or more in cash.

The general public, including our political leaders, confuse the abbreviation “term.” with “term” meaning a fixed or limited period for which something last (37 -42 weeks in regards to pregnancy). Two very very different meanings.

Actually, “late term abortion” is redundant, because termination is the medical word for elective abortion. It should either be late term. Or late abortion.

The only “abortion” of an unwanted pregnancy at 37-42 weeks of pregnancy is actually inducing labor, normal birth of a live baby, and adoption to new parents.

She opted for a late term abortion because the ultrasound showed anencephaly (missing most of the brain and part of the skull).

late term abortion by Mrngstrmydwf February 1, 2019

late term abortion 

“Late-term” actually short for “late termination” meaning stopping a pregnancy after 20 weeks and usually before 24 week. Normally, they are only done because the mother is sick or the baby is so deformed it won’t live. With a sick mom, after 24 weeks they would normal induce labor and once born the baby would be in the care of neonatal intensive care unit to help it survive.

Only nine states and the District of Columbia allow abortions after 24 weeks without restrictions. And those are very very rare (0.3%) because these abortions costs $15,000 or more in cash.

The general public, including our political leaders, confuse the abbreviation “term.” with “term” meaning a fixed or limited period for which something last (37 -42 weeks in regards to pregnancy). Two very very different meanings.

Actually, “late term abortion” is redundant, because termination is the medical word for elective abortion. It should either be late term. Or late abortion.

The only “abortion” of an unwanted pregnancy at 37-42 weeks of pregnancy is actually inducing labor, normal birth of a live baby, and adoption to new parents.

She opted for a late term abortion because the ultrasound showed anencephaly (missing most of the brain and part of the skull).

late term abortion by Mrngstrmydwf February 1, 2019

ablortion 

The ultimate act of sexual deviance where the father gets a blow job from his baby momma while his child is being aborted.

Did you know Planned Parenthood will let you do an ablortion?

Instead of a blumpkin, I talked her into an ablortion.

I got off so hard from that ablortion watching my child get sucked out while she was sucking me off!

ablortion by Penis Curtains January 12, 2021

Disingenuous Assertions 

Disingenuous: lacking in frankness, candor, or sincerity; falsely or hypocritically

Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.

put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people

Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters

I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions

Disingenuous Assertions by Bushyfro September 29, 2011