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If you've got an Ardew in your life then you are in for a treat. He is a incredible guy, killing it all day long with his incredible looks and talent. He is an artsy guy who loves purple, animals and his beard. Being an artist and all, he is very keen to marijuana. Some say he's taken too far, but he does a three day detox every once in a while. Get fucked roomp. One of Ardew's best features is his mad honky. That bitch be wompin and thrombin all around the place. Many say this attracts G-bags from all over the world, eager to bust down on that big ol blinky.
Have you seen Ardew recently? I swear his honky gets honkier every time.
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by bakedbitch4200 October 17, 2019
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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