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Ardernity 

The period of time between Jacinda Ardern making an announcement about an announcement and actually announcing her decision.
Person 1: Jacinda just announced in her Monday press conference that there will be an announcement on vaccine mandates on Wednesday

Person 2: Wow, why do we have to wait for an Ardernity? Why can't she just tell us now?
Ardernity by Ardernity March 21, 2022

Ardernity 

An amount of time that never ends or that has no limits.

Often used in regards to the Labour Government of New Zealand making a decision involving Covid, housing, child poverty or any number of other social issues.

Rarely used in the case of organising international DJs to visit New Zealand.
“Once again the Prime Minister has made an announcement about an announcement, leaving us waiting an Ardernity for a decision.”
Ardernity by Rob Snacky March 21, 2022

An Ardernity 

Its no longer an Eternity its an Ardernity:

“Once again the Prime Minister has made an announcement about an announcement, leaving us waiting an Ardernity for a decision,” says ACT Leader David Seymour.
“Once again the Prime Minister has made an announcement about an announcement, leaving us waiting an Ardernity for a decision,” says ACT Leader David Seymour.
An Ardernity by MsKittycatmeow March 20, 2022

Ardenite 

A person from Arden City (the West Midlands metropolitan county in the United Kingdom).
Man A: (talking about reppin' Arden City) So where in Arden City are you from?

Man B: Smedrock! how about you?

Man A: Worcester!

Man B: then you're not an Ardenite, Worcester is not in Arden City!!
Ardenite by The Blue Ranger May 13, 2009
Person who follows the decrees of the New Zealand Dictator Jacinda Ardern with blind loyalty and mindless devotion.
Captain’s Log, Stardate 041121.532

We are now in day 79 of our imprisonment by the Ardernites.
Ardernite by Kiwi Brian November 3, 2021

Adernity 

The period of time waited for New Zealand's Labour Government to make a decision and initiate action on a topic. Often experienced when an announcement for an announcement has occured.
It sure seems like an adernity since Labour made those election promises, are they still working on the 10,000 homes for New Zealanders?
Adernity by TheKiwiConnection March 20, 2022
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