2 definitions by bakedbitch4200
If you've got an Ardew in your life then you are in for a treat. He is a incredible guy, killing it all day long with his incredible looks and talent. He is an artsy guy who loves purple, animals and his beard. Being an artist and all, he is very keen to marijuana. Some say he's taken too far, but he does a three day detox every once in a while. Get fucked roomp. One of Ardew's best features is his mad honky. That bitch be wompin and thrombin all around the place. Many say this attracts G-bags from all over the world, eager to bust down on that big ol blinky.
by bakedbitch4200 October 17, 2019
A undeniable power couple, Garrett and Emma always win at everything they do. While most Garrett and Emmas are broke, they still ball out and live life to the fullest. Their sex is another story. Both filled to the brim with love and lust, they cum simultaneously nonstop for as long as they want. If you are lucky enough to know and Garrett and Emmas, then you are in for some fun adventures as you stare at both of their perfect, sculpted, sexy bodies. Don't let this intimidate you, as Garrett and Emmas are very accepting of everybody and use their incredible personalities to skyrocket the mood of everyone surrounding them.
by bakedbitch4200 October 17, 2019