A medical condition in which prolonged usage of Apple technology results in degenerative
brain diseases. Applectomy is subsequently branched into a
wide variety of symptomatic illnesses based on the level and type of exposure to Apple products.
Decreased Motor Cortex Stimulation: Prolonged usage of Apple's touch screen technology will result in the degeneration of the motor cortex. Resulting in a loss of
fine motor skills and overall
finger dexterity needed to finely manipulate items. Items such as a keyboard.
Appsosis: A debilitating mental illness brought about by
chronic exposure to the Apple iPhone's third party applications causes
dementia and neurosis among patients overly engrossed into their recently purchased "app".
I-Form Dyslexia: A learning disability that stems from habitual usage of Apple's "i" products i.e "iPod", "iPhone", "iMovie". Patients begin to refer to objects with the prefix lowercase "i". Referring to a
pet dog as "iDog" or a friend as an "iFriend" is a sign of I-Form Dyslexia
Jim: Hey Sarah how are you doing today?
Sarah: *In profound vegetative state*
Jim: Sarah please stop using your iPhone, Please! Your family needs you...
Sarah: *In profound vegetative state*
Doctor: I'm sorry
Jim but she's suffering from late stage applectomy. Her brain has atrophied from prolonged use of her iPhone.
Jim: God no....