Anusectomy 

A bastardisation of the terms 'Anus' and 'Appendectomy' (or 'Vasectomy') would appear to mean a removal of the arse.

It's really the stitching up of ones arse hole!

If you stitched up a frogs arse, you would in fact have given it an anusectomy!

Anusectomy by Terence Michelson August 4, 2004

Assectomy

Assectomy – the procedure in which an asshole is separated from an institution, employer or personal relationship because of being an asshole.

Some survive an assectomy by joining AA Assholes Anonymous and participating in a 12-step program to reform their lives. Others just go on to another institution, employer or personal relationship to repeat the cycle in an endless loop of assholiness.

When Bill was dumped by Karen, he went through a brief period of remorse following the assectomy but did not continue his 12-step Assholes Anonymous group and went on to inflict his assholiness on yet another sad but unknowing victim.

Assectomy by Marthakay November 9, 2008

assectomy

When one's ass gets procedurally and surgically removed. Hurts like fuck.

I can't sit on my chair because of this damn assectomy

assectomy by Anus Remover Extrordanar March 10, 2009

analectomy 

Prompt removal of the anus due to infection or for cosmectic purposes.

Fred, does this dress make me look fat?
Yeah, it does. Maybe you should get an analectomy.

analectomy by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004

Analectomy 

The medical procedure performed to clear up a persistent case of analsitus.

An analectomy was the only hope for Richard's persistent analsitus.

Analectomy by G. Rubenneorg September 10, 2022

Double Assectomy 

A girl who ain't got no ass.

God damn girl, you ain't got no ass. What you had to get a double assectomy?

Double Assectomy by Damon_Keaton June 3, 2024

Double Assectomy 

A nonexistent ass, as if it has been surgically removed.

Ass so flat, lookin like she had a double assectomy.

Double Assectomy by Damon_Keaton June 18, 2024