analsitus

The medical term for butt hurt.

Richard had a case of analsitus after Tonia called him a dork.

by E. Neranig February 14, 2022

Gaping Analitus

A condition which causes the anus to leak blood and shit after the rectum has been brutalized by a horse cock.

Wow Hilda, your asshole is leaking blood and shit after getting plowed by that horse cock last night. You must be suffering from gaping analitus.

by Spok3 April 11, 2022

scrotal analitis

Is a genetic condition in which the jungle bridge is reversed, resulting in the scrotum being attached to the "Brown eye" and not the penis.

Jane- Did you hear John was born with scrotal analitis?
Tom- Yeah, we're not friends anymore, what a loser.

by NitmanRadio August 14, 2017

Assyndromaliptic Anassytus

astounding ability to ingest food from the butt..

Warning: Assyndromaliptic Anassytus is limited but not preventable to those who take a high dosage of Imodium.

by PTR SCHOE April 23, 2009

Analitis

Inflammation of the anus.

I got a bad case of analitis.

I went to the doctor for some butt pain and he confirmed that I've come down with a bad case of analitis.

Mike: Hey, remember when we mooned Lisa last week?

Tony: Yes.

Mike: She later told me that your anus didn't look to healthy.

Tony: Ya, I've got a bad case of analitis.

by la the bright man March 20, 2010

analjitsu

Any art having to do with anal or butt focused techniques.

Kelly: You just want to violently take over the world?
Methos: Yes, and I'll be forced to use analjitsu to subdue all who oppose me.

by Seth November 20, 2004

Analsis

1. A misspelling of the word Analysis (mostly attributed to a defect "y"-key or just general incompetence of the writer)

2. Conducting anal sex with a female sibling

"I did a scientific analsis with her yesterday"

"I thought your sister didn't like anal?"

by TheCG June 10, 2022