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ambidextrous bastard 

Someone who can wank with both hands
ambidextrous bastard by SnifflyWhale February 10, 2010

Ambidextrousexual

A Person who is able to masturbate using either hand.
Joe:I'm gonna go donate some sperm today.
Lear: But your right hand is in a cast..
Joe: No worries, I'm ambidextrousexual.

Ambisexterous 

'He's not gay...He's ambisexterous.'
Ambisexterous by Breach September 28, 2012

ambidextrious 

are you ambidextrious?
no you idiot, i'm ambidextrous.
ambidextrious by A New STD January 19, 2004

Ambidextrous

When you can control both your hands with equal precision, you're ambidextrous.
-Hey, I can fap with either of my hands!
-w00t! You're ambidextrous, dude!
Ambidextrous by Schteen November 10, 2003

ambitexterous

The ability to easily and effectively text message on two cell phones with different keyboards, normal and the Qwerty.
"Kendra showed off her ambitexterous abilities texting away on both her work and private cell phones simultaneously."
ambitexterous by angavin February 15, 2010