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ambitexterous

Being able to compose text messages quickly with both your right and left hand.
After tearing a ligament in my right hand from playing duck, duck, goose I had to learn to text with my left. I became ambitexterous.
ambitexterous by Sara33624 February 23, 2007

ambitexterous

the ability to send text messages with either hand
I use both thumbs to text. I'm ambitexterous
ambitexterous by steve austin July 22, 2004

ambitexterous

The ability to effectively text message on two phones, with two different people, about two different situations, simultaneously.
While sitting at dinner, Mitzi struggled to focus on the family as her thoughts wandered and she showed off her ambitexterous abilities texting away on both her work and private phones
ambitexterous by solidswiss February 13, 2010

ambitexterous

The ability or skill of being able to send and receive messages using multiple texting or messaging systems.
This can be used to describe a person with appropriate knowledge of such systems or to an application that can bridge such systems and combine the interface so that the user doesn't need to do so.
This new messaging app works with every other system, it makes me appear to be ambitexterous.
ambitexterous by TempeNerd April 2, 2019

ambidextrous bastard 

Someone who can wank with both hands
ambidextrous bastard by SnifflyWhale February 10, 2010

Ambidextrousexual

A Person who is able to masturbate using either hand.
Joe:I'm gonna go donate some sperm today.
Lear: But your right hand is in a cast..
Joe: No worries, I'm ambidextrousexual.
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