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Ambisexterous 

Bi-Sexual, being attracted to both sexes.
'He's not gay...He's ambisexterous.'
Ambisexterous by Breach September 28, 2012
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ambisexterous 

Able to use both sexes equally or the ability to use both sexes interchangeably
"Abusing both the husband and the wife was easy since he was ambisexterous."
ambisexterous by LaJan May 10, 2006

Ambisexterous 

Being able to satisfy ones self or partner with either hand.
Its a good thing I'm ambisexterous. I have a terrible cramp in my right hand from writing that book report.
Ambisexterous by matt_2773 February 22, 2015

Ambisexterous 

Being able to satisfy ones self or partner with either hand.
Its a good thing I'm ambisexterous. I have a terrible cramp in my right hand from writing that book report.
Ambisexterous by matt_2773 February 22, 2015

ambidextrous bastard 

Someone who can wank with both hands
use your imagination you ambidextrous bastard
ambidextrous bastard by SnifflyWhale February 10, 2010

Ambidextrousexual

A Person who is able to masturbate using either hand.
Joe:I'm gonna go donate some sperm today.
Lear: But your right hand is in a cast..
Joe: No worries, I'm ambidextrousexual.

Ambidextrous

When you can control both your hands with equal precision, you're ambidextrous.
-Hey, I can fap with either of my hands!
-w00t! You're ambidextrous, dude!
Ambidextrous by Schteen November 10, 2003
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