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the bestest comeback ever. if you're getting roasted, you can just say " no you" and you automatically win.
friend: ur mom got the big gay
you: no you
friend: *dies*
by nononottheredaddy March 12, 2018
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Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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No you, Also known as No U.

Dumbest comeback known to man, YET most effective.

It reflects Teh PWNAGE (Look that up) back to the sender.
Bob: Yo Tom, you Teh Small Cox, HAHA!
Tom: No you.
Bob: Aw..
by Purpoh March 27, 2009
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Steffen: "You are"
Jack: "No you"
Steffen: "Well known it's you"
Jack: "Actually I'm pretty sure Nathan is"
Steffen: "Well known"
by SCHNEEEEEEEEEE November 08, 2019
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Person A: You suck!
Person B: No you.
Audience: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
by sfkja,fnmajfnvjnsfj November 10, 2020
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This is the greatest comeback to ever say to someone. If in an argument and someone says β€œYour mom’s gay,” you can simply say β€œNo you” and they will die on the spot.
Bully: Your mom’s gay!
Me: No you.

Bully: *dies
by J Orgasm February 11, 2018
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Possibly the greatest comeback ever devised. Although it seems childish it was originally used to almost parody the usual immature responses in mature arguements with immature people.
It was brought to popular use from the popular Machinima, Masterchief Sucks At Halo 3/Arby and the Chief
Matt: Why dont you just stop being such a little kid?
Tom: Why dont you just die?
Matt: No you
by Deine Mutte July 20, 2008
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