Ambrodexterity
The act of immediately purchasing two drinks when you enter a bar; a beer for one hand, and a mixed drink, such as a gin & tonic, for the other. The reasons for this technique are fivefold:
1) All night long, you look like a classy guy bringing another lady a drink. It is scientifically proven this will make other women more into you.
2) You become twice as drunk, in half the time.
3) Rather than worry about what to do with your hands, or stuff them into your pockets while you aren't dancing, they're busy holding two drinks.
4) Potential observant wingmen and bros can be snapped up once you explain the concept of ambrodexterity to them when they inquire as to why you're holding two drinks.
5) Whilst dancing, you have an excuse to use nothing btu hips.
1) All night long, you look like a classy guy bringing another lady a drink. It is scientifically proven this will make other women more into you.
2) You become twice as drunk, in half the time.
3) Rather than worry about what to do with your hands, or stuff them into your pockets while you aren't dancing, they're busy holding two drinks.
4) Potential observant wingmen and bros can be snapped up once you explain the concept of ambrodexterity to them when they inquire as to why you're holding two drinks.
5) Whilst dancing, you have an excuse to use nothing btu hips.
Bro1: Dude Sypohn8's ambrodexterity really is something to be admired.
Bro2: I know man he really knows what he's doing.
Bro2: I know man he really knows what he's doing.
Ambrodexterity by Giggglin' September 16, 2010
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