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Ambisextorous

(Adj) The ability to masturbait with right or left hand.
Bob broke his arm but it's ok he is ambisextorous.
by Bootay plumderer November 25, 2010
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ambidextrous bastard

Someone who can wank with both hands
by SnifflyWhale February 10, 2010
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Ambidextrousexual

A Person who is able to masturbate using either hand.
Joe:I'm gonna go donate some sperm today.
Lear: But your right hand is in a cast..
Joe: No worries, I'm ambidextrousexual.
by Jeremy H. Humbert March 22, 2009
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Ambisexterous

'He's not gay...He's ambisexterous.'
by Breach September 28, 2012
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Ambidextrous

When you can control both your hands with equal precision, you're ambidextrous.
-Hey, I can fap with either of my hands!
-w00t! You're ambidextrous, dude!
by Schteen November 10, 2003
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ambitexterous

The ability to easily and effectively text message on two cell phones with different keyboards, normal and the Qwerty.
"Kendra showed off her ambitexterous abilities texting away on both her work and private cell phones simultaneously."
by angavin February 15, 2010
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ambidexterous

Someone who can write with both right and left hands
I am ambidexterous. I can write with both right and left hands.
by Lornapie July 29, 2005
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