Ambisextorous

(Adj) The ability to masturbait with right or left hand.

Bob broke his arm but it's ok he is ambisextorous.

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ambidextrous bastard

Someone who can wank with both hands

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A Person who is able to masturbate using either hand.

Joe:I'm gonna go donate some sperm today.
Lear: But your right hand is in a cast..
Joe: No worries, I'm ambidextrousexual.

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'He's not gay...He's ambisexterous.'

Ambisexterous by Breach September 28, 2012

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When you can control both your hands with equal precision, you're ambidextrous.

-Hey, I can fap with either of my hands!
-w00t! You're ambidextrous, dude!

Ambidextrous by Schteen November 10, 2003

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The ability to easily and effectively text message on two cell phones with different keyboards, normal and the Qwerty.

"Kendra showed off her ambitexterous abilities texting away on both her work and private cell phones simultaneously."

ambitexterous by angavin February 15, 2010

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Someone who can write with both right and left hands

I am ambidexterous. I can write with both right and left hands.

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