to both

(verb) to defecate and urinate in the same sitting

**Near the end of a long road trip through the worst part of Florida**

Max: Dude, I can't wait to get there. I gotta go so bad!

Tim: Should I pull over?

Max: Nah, I'll wait cuz I need to both.

Tim: Oh, I thought you had to piss.

Max: Nah. I gotta both.

by Maxwell Dope January 31, 2015

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The wonderful state of being high and drunk simultaneously. After you try both, there's no other way to be.

This party won't be fun unless I'm utterly annihilated. Time to get both.

by Bob Shilaski October 7, 2010

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Bothed

The state of being intoxicated by both marijuana and alcohol in such a way that one's reality is possibly spinning, nausea may set in, munchies may set in, and one may simply pass out.

Damn I'm so bothed right now I need to go lay down dude.

by KyleTheMan621 May 20, 2007

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both

The combined set of two (or more) squishies (namely breasts).

Logan, look, we're holding both our boths at once!

by notthetaffraotter July 28, 2010

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Bothing

(n.) one who is extremely stupid, a moron, a brainless jerk.

(adj.) to add an extreme to stupidity, such as "bothing idiot"; to be extremely stupid or moronic.

(n.) Those jocks over there a bothings.

(adj.)Harrison Callaghan is such a bothing jerk.

by BatgirltheThird October 19, 2009

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