Alphabetized
"YOU CAN'T JUST SAY YOU TREAT WOMEN YOU DON'T WANT TO FUCK LIKE MEN, THAT'S TRIGGERING AND HOMOPHOBIC; PREPARE TO BE ALPHABETIZED STRAIGHT-DEMON"
Alphabetized by physicalpain2022 May 11, 2022
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alphabetized by Alphabetized October 30, 2015
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alphabesize
to use actions (threatening physical harm, winks, finger-to-the-lips- shusshing) or words (cussing, screaming, or board-room posturing) to diminutize or dominate someone into beta status and/or elevate someone else above them to alpha status
I had a huge argument with my father yesterday over something as stoobid as my washing his car: he totally didn't care about how clean the car was...so much as he cared about wanting to alphabesize me over the fact that he owned the car and I didn't...no matter how shiny I polished it.
alphabesize by deal April 26, 2006
de-alphabatised
A terrible affliction for a drug and drink riddled society. After consuming a large quantity of barbituates, smoking 40 KKK's-or half ounce of bacci, cider, cider, cider. Vodak,vodak,vodka. The brain becomes de-alphabatised. The victim unwittingly invents new words and phrases as the brain becomesuncombobulated & no longer recognizes language. The alphabet & numbers(in random patterns), itself and you, as a conscious entity.
"Lil, your de-alphabatised mate!"
"...C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-!."
"What!"
" Wh*t s*y i me*nt to w*s,!. NO!. i cant r*m*mb*r how to sp*ak!."
"What!. What the fuck is SPAK?".
Cue tangent conversation on the origins of SPAK.
"...C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-!."
"What!"
" Wh*t s*y i me*nt to w*s,!. NO!. i cant r*m*mb*r how to sp*ak!."
"What!. What the fuck is SPAK?".
Cue tangent conversation on the origins of SPAK.
de-alphabatised by Ali Bongo & Lil's, n his mam. November 10, 2007
alphabetize
A made-up Americanism invented to describe the process of reordering a list of items into alphabetical order.
alphabetize by Flamingo Swavey August 18, 2003
alphabitize
the art of trying to spell or make a shape of something with cereal and milk in a bowl. Usually results in failure and consumption.
Mikey: Dude, check it out. I alphabitized something.
Davey: You lie, fool. Let me see.
Mikey: Go ahead.
Davey: Those are Cheerios, idiot.
Mikey: Shaped like your mom's vagina after last night!
Davey: You lie, fool. Let me see.
Mikey: Go ahead.
Davey: Those are Cheerios, idiot.
Mikey: Shaped like your mom's vagina after last night!
alphabitize by cork1357 July 6, 2008
Alphabetize
(V.) To become an alpha male (esp. for a beta male).
Alphabetizing: Events or circumstances that facilitate the transition from beta to alpha.
Alphabetizing: Events or circumstances that facilitate the transition from beta to alpha.
The budding chad finally realized that being a simp was a dead end and decided to alphabetize. He is now at the top of the sexual marketplace. The girls he once pedestalized now call him King Daddy.
Alphabetize by Slang-Slanga May 3, 2026
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.