Alphabetized
"YOU CAN'T JUST SAY YOU TREAT WOMEN YOU DON'T WANT TO FUCK LIKE MEN, THAT'S TRIGGERING AND HOMOPHOBIC; PREPARE TO BE ALPHABETIZED STRAIGHT-DEMON"
Alphabetized by physicalpain2022 May 11, 2022
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alphabesize
to use actions (threatening physical harm, winks, finger-to-the-lips- shusshing) or words (cussing, screaming, or board-room posturing) to diminutize or dominate someone into beta status and/or elevate someone else above them to alpha status
I had a huge argument with my father yesterday over something as stoobid as my washing his car: he totally didn't care about how clean the car was...so much as he cared about wanting to alphabesize me over the fact that he owned the car and I didn't...no matter how shiny I polished it.
alphabesize by deal April 26, 2006
de-alphabatised
A terrible affliction for a drug and drink riddled society. After consuming a large quantity of barbituates, smoking 40 KKK's-or half ounce of bacci, cider, cider, cider. Vodak,vodak,vodka. The brain becomes de-alphabatised. The victim unwittingly invents new words and phrases as the brain becomesuncombobulated & no longer recognizes language. The alphabet & numbers(in random patterns), itself and you, as a conscious entity.
"Lil, your de-alphabatised mate!"
"...C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-!."
"What!"
" Wh*t s*y i me*nt to w*s,!. NO!. i cant r*m*mb*r how to sp*ak!."
"What!. What the fuck is SPAK?".
Cue tangent conversation on the origins of SPAK.
"...C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-!."
"What!"
" Wh*t s*y i me*nt to w*s,!. NO!. i cant r*m*mb*r how to sp*ak!."
"What!. What the fuck is SPAK?".
Cue tangent conversation on the origins of SPAK.
de-alphabatised by Ali Bongo & Lil's, n his mam. November 10, 2007
alphabetize
A made-up Americanism invented to describe the process of reordering a list of items into alphabetical order.
alphabetize by Flamingo Swavey August 18, 2003
alphabitize
the art of trying to spell or make a shape of something with cereal and milk in a bowl. Usually results in failure and consumption.
Mikey: Dude, check it out. I alphabitized something.
Davey: You lie, fool. Let me see.
Mikey: Go ahead.
Davey: Those are Cheerios, idiot.
Mikey: Shaped like your mom's vagina after last night!
Davey: You lie, fool. Let me see.
Mikey: Go ahead.
Davey: Those are Cheerios, idiot.
Mikey: Shaped like your mom's vagina after last night!
alphabitize by cork1357 July 6, 2008
Alphabetize
(V.) To become an alpha male (esp. for a beta male).
Alphabetizing: Events or circumstances that facilitate the transition from beta to alpha.
Alphabetizing: Events or circumstances that facilitate the transition from beta to alpha.
The budding chad finally realized that being a simp was a dead end and decided to alphabetize. He is now at the top of the sexual marketplace. The girls he once pedestalized now call him King Daddy.
Alphabetize by Slang-Slanga May 3, 2026
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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