alphabetize
A made-up Americanism invented to describe the process of reordering a list of items into alphabetical order.
alphabetize by Flamingo Swavey August 18, 2003
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Alphabetize
(V.) To become an alpha male (esp. for a beta male).
Alphabetizing: Events or circumstances that facilitate the transition from beta to alpha.
Alphabetizing: Events or circumstances that facilitate the transition from beta to alpha.
The budding chad finally realized that being a simp was a dead end and decided to alphabetize. He is now at the top of the sexual marketplace. The girls he once pedestalized now call him King Daddy.
Alphabetize by Slang-Slanga May 3, 2026
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Alphabeticalness
A shortened way of saying "alphabetical arrangement" or "way of placing words in alphabetical order" or "alphabetical arranging" or "alphabetical placement" or so on...
Dane: You guys are pretty funny roaming around Coles yelling out MAADDDDDYYYY
Star: Well yeah we are absorbing, adorable, agreeable, alluring, amiable, angelic, appealing, attractive, awesome, bewitching, captivating, charismatic, charming, choice, cute, cuddly, delectable, delightful, desirable, enamoring, enchanting, engaging, enthralling, entrancing, fascinating, fetching, friendly, genial, infatuating, likable, lovable, lovely, magnetic, mesmerizing, pleasant, rapturous, ravishing, seductive, sweet, tantalizing, tempting, titillating, people. w00t go my alphabeticalness
Star: Well yeah we are absorbing, adorable, agreeable, alluring, amiable, angelic, appealing, attractive, awesome, bewitching, captivating, charismatic, charming, choice, cute, cuddly, delectable, delightful, desirable, enamoring, enchanting, engaging, enthralling, entrancing, fascinating, fetching, friendly, genial, infatuating, likable, lovable, lovely, magnetic, mesmerizing, pleasant, rapturous, ravishing, seductive, sweet, tantalizing, tempting, titillating, people. w00t go my alphabeticalness
Alphabeticalness by PrettyStarFury April 2, 2008
Alphabetical Mutation
A typo, but no ordinary typo.
This typo is something special, a word that will pop up and change your life forever, you may even bring it into your everyday speech. Although if you have any sanity or common sense you probably won't.
Often a word that comes with retarded spelling, but still vaguely understandable with its true meaning. A simple slip of the finger on your keyboard is all it takes, and there you have it... An Alphabetical Mutation.
This typo is something special, a word that will pop up and change your life forever, you may even bring it into your everyday speech. Although if you have any sanity or common sense you probably won't.
Often a word that comes with retarded spelling, but still vaguely understandable with its true meaning. A simple slip of the finger on your keyboard is all it takes, and there you have it... An Alphabetical Mutation.
"I wore my undies twice in a week hahaha"
"you're fairly crazy"
"way to go to crush my hopes and dreams"
"how did i do that? unless your hopes and dreams involved ubdies.."
"ubdies? don't you mean undies"
"ahh yes, that was an Alphabetical Mutation"
"you're fairly crazy"
"way to go to crush my hopes and dreams"
"how did i do that? unless your hopes and dreams involved ubdies.."
"ubdies? don't you mean undies"
"ahh yes, that was an Alphabetical Mutation"
Alphabetical Mutation by ErikF September 6, 2012
Alphabetist
Someone who is prejudiced against people who's names start with a letter near the end of the alphabet.
"Man we always get stuck at the end of the line, it sucks."
"Ya man. Its cause our names start in W and Y, and everyone here is a damn alphabetist."
"Ya man. Its cause our names start in W and Y, and everyone here is a damn alphabetist."
Alphabetist by wrightman690 July 2, 2009
iTunes alphabetical order
"Shouldn't John Mayer be in the 'M' section of your CD organizer?"
"No man, I've got them in iTunes alphabetical order."
"No man, I've got them in iTunes alphabetical order."
iTunes alphabetical order by Duke Bag February 29, 2008
Alphabecide
The act of murdering your opponent in a word duel or game such as words with friends, scrabble, or boggle.
Kent-i challenge you to a game of words with friends
Kat-ok, but you should know I'm gonna alphabecide you and they'll never find the body!
Kent-why you always talking shit when you know my vocab be legit?!
Kat-ok, but you should know I'm gonna alphabecide you and they'll never find the body!
Kent-why you always talking shit when you know my vocab be legit?!
Alphabecide by dark korner October 3, 2016
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