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Alphabetise 

When items are placed in alphbetical order
Please can you alphabetise the pile of documents over there
Alphabetise by Gemstars August 14, 2008

Alphabetise 

To put a collection of something in alphabetical order.
I am going to Alphabetise my Cds tomorow after work
Alphabetise by Grilled October 25, 2008

Alphabeticalness 

A shortened way of saying "alphabetical arrangement" or "way of placing words in alphabetical order" or "alphabetical arranging" or "alphabetical placement" or so on...
Dane: You guys are pretty funny roaming around Coles yelling out MAADDDDDYYYY
Star: Well yeah we are absorbing, adorable, agreeable, alluring, amiable, angelic, appealing, attractive, awesome, bewitching, captivating, charismatic, charming, choice, cute, cuddly, delectable, delightful, desirable, enamoring, enchanting, engaging, enthralling, entrancing, fascinating, fetching, friendly, genial, infatuating, likable, lovable, lovely, magnetic, mesmerizing, pleasant, rapturous, ravishing, seductive, sweet, tantalizing, tempting, titillating, people. w00t go my alphabeticalness

Alphabetical Mutation

A typo, but no ordinary typo.

This typo is something special, a word that will pop up and change your life forever, you may even bring it into your everyday speech. Although if you have any sanity or common sense you probably won't.

Often a word that comes with retarded spelling, but still vaguely understandable with its true meaning. A simple slip of the finger on your keyboard is all it takes, and there you have it... An Alphabetical Mutation.
"I wore my undies twice in a week hahaha"

"you're fairly crazy"

"way to go to crush my hopes and dreams"

"how did i do that? unless your hopes and dreams involved ubdies.."

"ubdies? don't you mean undies"

"ahh yes, that was an Alphabetical Mutation"
Alphabetical Mutation by ErikF September 6, 2012

Alphabetist 

Someone who is prejudiced against people who's names start with a letter near the end of the alphabet.
"Man we always get stuck at the end of the line, it sucks."
"Ya man. Its cause our names start in W and Y, and everyone here is a damn alphabetist."
Alphabetist by wrightman690 July 2, 2009

iTunes alphabetical order 

Alphabetic order that ignores last names, as is used on iTunes.
"Shouldn't John Mayer be in the 'M' section of your CD organizer?"
"No man, I've got them in iTunes alphabetical order."