Definitions by Slang-Slanga
Alphabetize
(V.) To become an alpha male (esp. for a beta male).
Alphabetizing: Events or circumstances that facilitate the transition from beta to alpha.
Alphabetizing: Events or circumstances that facilitate the transition from beta to alpha.
The budding chad finally realized that being a simp was a dead end and decided to alphabetize. He is now at the top of the sexual marketplace. The girls he once pedestalized now call him King Daddy.
Alphabetize by Slang-Slanga May 3, 2026